Ah… Bible humor…
God likes Plymouths. He drove Adam and Eve out of The Garden in a Fury.
What kind of car did Apostle Paul say Christians should buy? Honda Accord… “It is my desire that you all be one Accord…”
What was the name of Paul’s horse? Isme… “Woe is me (whoa, Isme) if I blah blah blah…”
The shortest man in the Bible was not Knee High Miah (Nehemiah), nor was it Bildad the Shoe Height (Shuhite), it was the man who slept on the watch.
A guy died and was standing at the Pearly Gates.
Peter said, “You were petty good, but based on some ahem problems you had, we cannot let you in here without one final test. You must answer these three questions…”
The dead man agrees to the test.
Peter: “What was the name of the first man?”
The man answers, “Adam.”
And the trumpets rang! And The sky filled with Brightness! And a Voice came out from behind the Brightness, “You’re right!”
“Okay,” continues Peter, “Who was the first woman?”
“Eve.”
And the trumpets rang! And The sky filled with Brightness! And a Voice came out from behind the Brightness, “You’re right!”
“Very good,” says Peter, “Now. What were the first words spoken by Eve to Adam?”
The man thought about this one. And he thought about it. He thought about it some more.
“Well?” asks Peter.
“Good God! That’s a hard one!” uttered the dead man in frustration and worry.
And the trumpets rang…
