[QUOTE=alice_in_wonderland]
WHAT?!?!?!
Every time I’ve had sex there’s been a horse and a waterfall and a beach and candles and shit.
No Really! I mean it!
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So you’re the one sending me all those emails…
[QUOTE=tdn]
Years ago I was dating someone who was quite experienced, but always up for a new adventure. She wanted to try a little whiped cream. And some cherries.
Sounds hot, right?
She used a TON of whipped cream on my chest, then piled on what must have been a pound of cherries. Then she made a meal out of it. No sex, just a meal. She pigged out. I felt like nothing so much as a plate.
And then we showered, but it didn’t help. For three days we both smelled like sour milk.
Yeah, baby. :rolleyes:
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Stick to honey. The taste is sweet and it takes a damn long time to suck/lick off… It might be sticky, but what isn’t in this arena?..
[QUOTE=934spe]
I will take Pool Boy over Pizza Delivery Guy anyday.
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That works too. And it’s much easier than being a cab driver. And takes less training than becoming an unscrupulous gynocologist.
[QUOTE=tdn]
Years ago I was dating someone who was quite experienced, but always up for a new adventure. She wanted to try a little whiped cream. And some cherries.
Sounds hot, right?
She used a TON of whipped cream on my chest, then piled on what must have been a pound of cherries. Then she made a meal out of it. No sex, just a meal. She pigged out. I felt like nothing so much as a plate.
And then we showered, but it didn’t help. For three days we both smelled like sour milk.
Yeah, baby. :rolleyes:
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:dubious: The operative word is moderation.
I just noticed that I was the 69th post.
Hee. Hee.
Oh Mouse_Spouse. . .
[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
I just noticed that I was the 69th post.
Hee. Hee.
Oh Mouse_Spouse. . .
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Guessing that Mouse_Spouse is in for one hell of a Friday night.. So far it involves the cold items in the kitchen, cooking in bed, cherries and whipcream, honey, and “Candles, waterfalls, and shit”.. Well, maybe not the shit…
[QUOTE=934spe]
Guessing that Mouse_Spouse is in for one hell of a Friday night.. So far it involves the cold items in the kitchen, cooking in bed, cherries and whipcream, honey, and “Candles, waterfalls, and shit”.. Well, maybe not the shit…
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Well, we do have a crank old cat. Any feces outside its usual receptical will but the kibosh on the whole thing. All that good stuff gone to waste. sigh
[QUOTE=934spe]
Stick to honey. The taste is sweet and it takes a damn long time to suck/lick off… It might be sticky, but what isn’t in this arena?..
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Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks.
No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only.
[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
Having an organism is a lot of work ."
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I just noticed this. Yes, having an orgasm may lead to having an organism, but not always!
[QUOTE=tdn]
Seafood only.
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As in, whenever you seafood, you eat it? 
[QUOTE=tdn]
Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks.
No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only.
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Gah! kicks tdn
Filthy bastard.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
I just noticed this. Yes, having an orgasm may lead to having an organism, but not always!
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:smack:
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]
How can a relationship become serious before you’ve ever had sex?
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Seriously? I wasn’t aware that sex was a requirement for a serious relationship. I sure have been wasting my time then, in my so-called serious relationship before we had sex. :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=tdn]
Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks.
No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only.
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Well, while mentioning items to stay away from, lets add that one should be careful with wine or champagne can burn in some regions, use with caution…
[QUOTE=934spe]
Well, while mentioning items to stay away from, lets add that one should be careful with wine or champagne can burn in some regions, use with caution…
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Add soap to the list. Masturbation in the shower sounds like a good idea…
[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
:smack:
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No worries, you were too busy thinking about this evening, you dirty girl you… :dubious:
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Add soap to the list. Masturbation in the shower sounds like a good idea…
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and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!
(Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.)
[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!
(Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.)
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It’s not a TMI thread, its an educational thread.. You know.. For the kids…
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Filthy bastard.
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Darling! You finally noticed!
No sugary treats in bed. Especially in a woman’s nether regions. Yeast infections, don’t you know.
[QUOTE=Mouse_Maven]
and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!
(Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.)
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How in the name of all that’s holy did you get soda pop involved in sex? Please, please, I MUST know.