So you’re the one sending me all those emails…
Stick to honey. The taste is sweet and it takes a damn long time to suck/lick off… It might be sticky, but what isn’t in this arena?..
That works too. And it’s much easier than being a cab driver. And takes less training than becoming an unscrupulous gynocologist.
:dubious: The operative word is moderation.
I just noticed that I was the 69th post.
Hee. Hee.
Oh Mouse_Spouse. . .
Guessing that Mouse_Spouse is in for one hell of a Friday night… So far it involves the cold items in the kitchen, cooking in bed, cherries and whipcream, honey, and “Candles, waterfalls, and shit”… Well, maybe not the shit…
Well, we do have a crank old cat. Any feces outside its usual receptical will but the kibosh on the whole thing. All that good stuff gone to waste. sigh
Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks.
No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only.
I just noticed this. Yes, having an orgasm may lead to having an organism, but not always!
As in, whenever you seafood, you eat it? 
Gah! kicks tdn
Filthy bastard.
:smack:
Seriously? I wasn’t aware that sex was a requirement for a serious relationship. I sure have been wasting my time then, in my so-called serious relationship before we had sex. :rolleyes:
Well, while mentioning items to stay away from, lets add that one should be careful with wine or champagne can burn in some regions, use with caution…
Add soap to the list. Masturbation in the shower sounds like a good idea…
No worries, you were too busy thinking about this evening, you dirty girl you… :dubious:
and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO!
(Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.)
It’s not a TMI thread, its an educational thread… You know… For the kids…
Darling! You finally noticed!
No sugary treats in bed. Especially in a woman’s nether regions. Yeast infections, don’t you know.
How in the name of all that’s holy did you get soda pop involved in sex? Please, please, I MUST know.