I don’t just want to know it, I want details. Don’t worry, I won’t get defensive (much). I really want to know where my performance needs improvement and what I might work on. You frigid bitch.
I’m not a guy unless something very strange happened in the last few minutes, but the one guy that I dated who was a lousy lay - appeared physically incapable of hearing it.
If I mentioned sex when being outside of bed, he started trying to have it.
And if I mentioned it while in bed, well, dicks don’t have ears. All his blood was busy…
That’s why he was bad: he did many things “by the book”, but he never tried to read me. I had more fun with some guys with whom neither his trousers not mine came off than I did with Mr By The Book!