Misread thread titles

six-year-old-shoots-teacher-in-virginia

I bet it really hurts to get shot in the Virginia.

If you’re dead, and your 5-year-old wants to use the restroom…

Viscous Canadians

I’m so used to that typo that I keep seeing it that way, too!

It’s all that maple syrup.

Not a thread title, but I just read a line on the SD as:

“You will see a count of new reptiles because you posted a reply to this topic.”

I’m staying the hell away from that thread.

A few questions about vinegar.

Is there a clear difference between a motorcycle and car?

Are you blind?!?!?

Buying a cat from a rental company

Welcome back to The Canopener Café, 2023!

The can opener cafe, where all the food comes from cans.

Orange Fatigues - Can anyone relate?

Question on house plant pigmentation

Well, one of my favorites is Farfugium japonicum “Aureomaculatum”.

Cars - Dental Work?

“Check out my new grills!”

Stalins and grapefruit

What they invariably ask for after they step out of the cloning chamber?

It doesn’t smell! Let’s call it something else!

SDMB Photo Thread - Show us a potato!

Is potato.

Remember making ‘suicide’ drinks at the fountain of youth?

No, but maybe when I drank from the fountain of youth that caused memory loss and identity death.

Re-engineering a turtle-ramjet

Better streamline the shell while you’re at it, or the turbulence could be catastrophic.

Utah Goldilocks - new currency

The currency that’s just right.

I am sure Gamera could easily handle the upgrade.