What’s your experience with the emir?
Well, we enjoyed watching the World Cup semifinal matches from his stadium box seats.
(I notice a lot of these misread titles are because of a failure to capitalize).
Any historical natives that could be considered blue water?
Well, all people are mostly water, but it wouldn’t be correct to say they are water. And it’s almost certainly not blue.
Henry Cavill out in latest DC shakeup
I keep wondering what agency Henry Cavill headed and why Biden wanted him out.
That Clark Kent fellow would be a good Press Secretary…if he was ever around when you needed him.
Isn’t it time for England to give Elon’s marbles back?
I knew he lost his marbles; didn’t know England had 'em.
Everybody suspected as much.
Not a thread title, but I just misread:
Fighting ignorance since 1973. (It’s taking longer than {WE?} thought.)
As if @What_Exit was the only one who thought it would be quick.
It is take longer than I thought. But in 1973, I just wanted them to stop interrupting my morning kids shows for that Watergate thing.
WD-40 confusion (need answer fast-ish)
If it moves and it’s not supposed to, use duct tape.
But if it doesn’t move and it’s supposed to, use WD-40.
So do you want a party with a bouncy castle?
ETA: I also keep reading Did you make Christmas dinner or go out? as “Did you make out for Christmas?”
Why can’t I eat my iPhone like a radio alarm clock
I know you’re hungry when you wake up in the morning, but this isn’t a good idea.
Where did the authors of Genesis think the Garden State Parkway was located?
It’'s What Exit?'s fault, for having his logo appear next to the title of an adjacent thread.
They invented the goose step, you know. And King of Prussia has a really big mall.
And the Pickelhaube!
SDMB Monty Python Competition.