Nanner bread, of course!
You are correct.
Sri Lankan spiders cannot be bought; they must recruit.
Banananana pudding!!
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/banana-pudding-iv/
My Mom could never finish saying bananana, either. Or aluminuminum. Happy Friday to all!
Want!
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Ba na na na!
Ha, hey Duck Dynasty fans, it beat America Idol and Survivor on Wednesday, shattering all kinds of records for viewership.
Hey!
cute stickers, flytrap. Maybe I’ll get a TARDIS sticker and a standard kitty sticker
HEE! This made me giggle.
Nuts make 'nanner bread and ‘nanner puddin’ then stuff yourself silly. This is, of course, the obvious answer. 
Spiders lay eggs in bananas.
Probably not Sri Lankan spiders, though.
Almost certainly not.
I’ve never eaten a banana in total darkness before. Must be because of this; some deeply ingrained, genetically supplanted munch hunch.
I’m not good with names and faces. I mistook a coworker - one whose desk I worked next to for over a year* - for another coworker that I hardly ever saw.
- to be fair - he was hardly ever IN his office.
I’m horrible at names myself. I think the part of my brain devoted to that is Teflon. 
I would like to reassure everyone that, while spiders do lay eggs in bananas, there is absolutely no chance that a Sri Lankan spider has laid eggs in your bananas and that they will hatch out in your stomach.
Well, almost no chance.
Probably no need to worry at all.
Virtually nil.
I’m glad that we can put that behind us.
Probably.
and this is why I wish I had the time to create a Straight Dope book of quotations. Very well put. I hope I can remember it to use for myself (but…)
The wife makes a pretty good banana dessert. The crust is made of crushed pecans, flour and butter that you bake in a Pyrex dish. Then you put this Dream Whip like stuff in the middle, lay banana slices on top of that and then cover with blueberry pie filling. Chill that in the fridge until you’re ready to serve, then slice it up and sprinkle spider eggs on top… delish!
Dear CP,
What is your preferred and approved way to serve a banana split?
Expectantly,
Prof. Pepperwinkle
Dear Prof,
All the bananas in my house are split in a search for spider eggs.
Regards,
CP
Done my morning shift.
Got the truck done.
I like Jiffy Lube better than the dealer, they’re faster and vacuum up the dead leaves.
Between yesterday and today I think I’m managed to piss off everybody around me. Even the Sah-kid told me to go to my room.
My work is done.
MMMMM… banana with spider aig sprinkles! 
Howdy from da cave! Let the weekend begin! Except I gotta go help clean the church house tomorrow but that’s ok I said I would. Now I await a call from OYKW to tell me he’s about to leave his irk so I can go online and order pizza for him to pickup on his way to da cave. PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I want me some PIZZA!