MMP: Ask CP

Dear Midget,

Oh wow, the rush, the rush!
Sorry.
Too much falafel.
Simple minded and mean people enjoy making jokes about dead cats.
No, you are not offended too easily, but sneak up on them with a baseball bat or high heeled shoe.
Regards,
CP

Dear CP:

Is this love? That I’m feeling? Is this the love that I’ve been searching for? Could this be love? Or am I dreaming? This must be love. 'Cause it’s really got a hold on me.

Hold on me,

Albino Serpent

Follow-up question: Who takes longer to feather their hair in the morning, the male or the female? The second link is key to the answer.

Dead cats, eh?

My family loves cats, but we were still much amused when we learned that our neighbour was keeping dead cats in her freezer :eek:. Her cat and her brother’s cat died, and she was keeping them in the freezer until the weather was suitable for the cats to be buried at her cottage.

She never kept any food in the freezer. She apparently bought the freezer just for the dead cats.

My family got a laugh out of that.

Dear Spaz,

“I don’t like spiders and snakes
That’s not the way to love me, you fool”

Swampy is noted in the Guinness Book of World Records as taking longest to feather his hair, so the answer is male.

Regards,

CP

My brother and a mutual friend were at Fry’s and happened to be walking through the appliance section when they came across the chest freezers. They looked at the one in front of them and both said, at the same time, “You know, I’ve been thinking of taking up serial killing.”

Howdy all. Haven’t read much except mumpfest at Rosies

Will be back.

MMP fest at Rosie’s?

It will go viral, Kosher mayonnaise not withstanding.

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 54 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 79 for the day. Nice day but I’ll be at irk as usual.

Dear CP,

What is kosher mayonnaise and why is it viral?

Signed,

Afraid of viral mayo

Ya know, when I get up in the mornin’ my hair does look like a buncha feathers, so I guess it takes me about eight hours to feather my hair. :smiley:

Now I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants to be fed. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Tuesday Y’all!

Blurf

**swampy **- since when to you have enough hair to look feathery? Or are you talking about your leg hair… :stuck_out_tongue:

**Midget **- the concept of a cat freezer is too disturbing to contemplate. :eek:

Good morning. I was having such a good night’s sleep till about 2:30 when a certain idiot feline tried to break into one of the guest rooms. I think I’m going to put spikes on the door handles so he quits that trick. I managed to get him to settle down, but he was at it again at 4, and when **FCD **got up at 5 to shower, I was in a dream that my right leg was full of plastic and glass shrapnel, the girl who was going to remove it for me disappeared, and for some reason a young Chuck Norris was there. *NOT *the way I want to start the day.

It’s mid 40s right now and we’re supposed to be sunny and low 60s today. I’ve got to plant today, since I blew it off yesterday. So I’ll probably put on a sweat suit and brave the chill. I need to get it all done before Firday since we’re going out of town, and I hope I can get the side hill done today, and deal with the front tomorrow. We shall see.

I need breakfast - caffeine ain’t gonna do it. Maybe a bowl of cereal? hmmmmmmm

Happy Tuesday!

Even more disturbing is a freezer full of frozen chests. :eek:

Blurf.

Last night’s weird dream was that VWife’s neurological issues were finally diagnosed, and instead of MS or something similar, all symptoms were traced back to her very real clinical drug addictions. :rolleyes:

Morning, all.

Phrases like “cats in the freezer” (wasn’t that a dreary song from the seventies, BTW?) always makes me wonder in what position they were frozen. Not sure why, but curled up is most definitely not the same as copter-cat shape, from an aesthetic standpoint.

Interesting neighbor, at any rate.
Chilly this morning here - in the thirties F. Had to light a small fire to push out the chill. Tough time of year; it will be pleasant and in the high fifties later, but early mornings can be quite nippy until that nice April sunshine drives the cold away.
Happy Tuesday, everyone.

No April sunshine here yet - in fact, the temp has dropped a degree, dammit! :mad: I wish we’d bought another load of pellets when we ran out a month ago - I hate using the furnace. The pellet stove makes it so much warmer in here. Oh well…

Happy St George’s Day, MMP! Today is apparently the day when we celebrate all things English, not to mention Mr Shakespeare’s birthday. And my friend Karen’s birthday. And my friend Julie’s son Adam who is 18 today. See? Lots of things to celebrate!

I, however, will be celebrating quietly today by drinking tea and poking academics with a sharp pointy stick. They are not telling me what I need to know, thus I will resort to timetabling their lectures next year wherever the pointy stick points and they can scream and shout afterwards if they want to.

Actually it’s my back hair that gets all feathery. :stuck_out_tongue:

I am at irk. Ick and blurf.

Must…not…click…link*…<click>* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dear CP,

Why did I do that?

Sincerly,
Squicked Out

Yeah, that was my first guess, but I was trying to be nice. :stuck_out_tongue:

Dear CP,

Why am I just now checking in to the MMP? How did I go about skipping it yesterday?

Sincerely,

$2.99

P.S. I hope you all are doing great and I love you all as much as a breatharian loves secretly sneaking a bag of McDonald’s for lunch.

Mawnin all and happy Tuesday

I haz blurf

Will be back

Jim

Console yourself by considering the riff-raff that are not present.

:slight_smile: