smack
Masochist.
Blurf.
Whoa - the temp has leapt to 48° and the sun almost broke thru the clouds!! Dare I hope???
Where? Mebbe I could go & beam in over my teleweb device.
She’ll be performing at the General Warren Inne in Malvern.
Dear CP
What happened to spring?
Dear CP
I don’t like clergy, and I haven’t had use for an attorney or a physician in years.
What do I do now?
Helpless in the Holy Land
Dear sahirrnee,
A miscalculation on the part of the groundhog.
That has been taken care of.
Regards,
CP
Dear Noone,
Perhaps you should reconsider your dislike of Vampi…legal assistance.
Regards,
CP
Dang, Moooommm…
It’s currently in the upper-50’s here near the front lines with Canada. Sunny and actually a nice spring day, for a change. These newfangled weather patterns take some gettin’ used to.
Also, there are two hairy woodpeckers making a racket in the bird feeder - they want more suet.
I just bought tickets for me and some of my friends to go see Spamalot on my birthday next month.
Yes they were expensive. Yes I can afford it. No, you can’t go with me. 
I’m excited! No more world burning for me today.
There you go! Always look on the bright side of life!
About 20 mins from home. LMK if you’re going.
Saw Spamalot on tour a couple of years ago. It was way awesome. The black knight scene alone is worth the price of admission.
Fig Newtons are nummy. That is all.
Dear CP
Whay did you ignore two of my letters?
and
signed
just sayin’
You didn’t throw any French words in???
Maybe he just can’t handle the Cute!
You mean the “A” in “Whay” and the missing “G” in “sayin”?
I’m so ashamed.
When I stopped to pick up the pizza I forgot to get chocolate.