I’ve posted a few good ones I found on the internet, and nothing wrong with that! @Prof.Pepperwinkle is a world-class curator of jokes.
But most of the ones I’ve posted here have been from my memory banks of telling and hearing jokes back in the day, when someone would tell one and it would remind me of another one. I’ve posted a few originals here as well.
A dad joke from back in the pre-internet days (before I was even a dad!):
A fisherman took his small one-man boat out fishing in all kinds of weather. During a very cold stretch of winter, he gets the idea to build a small fire in the bottom of his boat to keep warm. But the first time he does, it burns a hole in the bottom, sinking the boat. After he manages to swim back to shore, he realizes…
…you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.