More Jokes

Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower for 3 days?

He read the instructions on the shampoo label: “lather, rinse, repeat”.

The kid that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.

On the other hand, he makes great Subway sandwiches.


Give a man a duck, and he’ll eat for a night.

Teach a man to duck, and he’ll avoid low-flying objects.


Can older adults be circumcised?

Or is there a cut off date ?

I once dated a woman who was with the Sandinistas. She was the guerilla my dreams.

Huh, what a coinkydink…

I was set up on a blind date (by Jane Goodall), and she ended up being the gorilla my dreams.

In my defense, I just made that up, and all my jokes are now dad jokes.

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm all night. Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

There wasn’t any. That’s why it was a mod note and not a warning. This is exactly how we have always moderated this rule.

Correct.

You have also already been told to take any further comments to ATMB. Intentionally ignoring moderator instructions is also a warnable offense. Take any further discussion of this to ATMB or you will receive a warning here.

Mod note to all of you. The next one to argue moderation in this thread will get an official warning.

Now keep the jokes coming.

But what if I made a joke about it???

What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler.

How did Jesus stay in shape? Crossfit.

I thought he came of his father’s Accord

It’d better make me laugh–or at least smile. Seriously, I am enjoying this thread.

This did not happen. How dare you. :angry:

Better go with the smile: Hari Seldom laughs.

How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I’d have thought Him a Buick man

No need to worry about the lightbulb… the darkness has been cornfielded.

Q: How did a Slovenian college dropout, nude model, and gold digger-at-large become an organized crime boss’ moll, living in the White House?

A: Blow by blow, baby!

(stolen from a comment today in the Washington Post)

Nah, he burned up the desert in his Triumph.

WWJD?

(What Would Jesus Drive?)