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[lobotomyboy63]

@Frazzled

HEB founder=Howard Edward Butt.

I worked at HEB in Austin when I was in High School and college from about 1988 - 1992… I don’t remember that game but if it was the early 80’s that may have been before my time.

I do remember a joke around the breakroom that HEB was going to merge with Whole Foods and become Butt-Whole Foods… Alas a merger that has yet to occur.

• Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
• Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker .
• 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMM-Good

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Language Jokes * Funny Merger Names