Where do cantaloupes go for summer vacation?
John Cougar Mellencamp
(Obviously a very old joke. I was going to drop the “Cougar”, but it doesn’t flow as well)
Guy hears his wife calling from another room. She asks “Do you feel a pain in your stomach like your getting a pin stuck in a voodoo doll”
“No, I don’t”
A few minutes later: “How about now?”
Nurse, they’re going to operate on a blood vessel near my heart - what’s it called again? Will these operations help me?
Aorta.
In college, I fell in love with a girl in my Electronics class.
I couldn’t resistor.
That one is very old. Do you know any current jokes?
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Did you hear about the electrician who taught a class on Asian meditation techniques?
He’d go, “Ohmmmm”.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Mali-Boo.
My Grandfather built me a car entirely out of wood
It had wooden seats, wooden doors, wooden steering wheel, wooden floors and a wooden engine. Unfortunately when I tried to start it, it wooden work.
Someone told me today is June 1st.
But they May be wrong.
What do you call someone who doesn’t belive it is June yet?
A May-Sayer.
Hey, we’re all just having fun here-- there’s no need to cop an amplitude.
Whatta ya gonna do, ground me?
I am, peer.
Watt the hell are you guys talking about?
Wire you going off on this subject?
I would not capacitance to charge you for your impedance, if I thought discharge would provide rectification.
yeah, I googled up an electronics glossary for that 
Take a wild gauss, whydoncha?
So much potential…
Some of these are so bad it hertz.
Wait, I think I know you. Are you the guy with the sibling who changed their gender? Do you have a trans sister?
He was hoping it was just a temporary phase shift, but eventually had to reverse bias and accept that it was a permanent switch.
Howsabout a 3-way?
Sorry, my polarity only runs one way-- I’m not AC/DC (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
It shocks me to hear that! Positively shocking!
Don’t even try it - I’ve seen you with that wiry stripper!