Everyone else seems to know.
Because you can’t c in the dark.
At least long enough so he can heel.
Poor thing choked to death on it.
Marriage. 100% of divorced people were married first.
They became the change I see in the world.
…One Piece.
It’s due to all the cut backs.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.
“It’s all coming back to me now.”
Maybe they can offer you a job putting wheels on miscarriages.
50% of marriages end in divorce.
The remaining 50% end in death.
For support, rather than illumination.
A substitute.
Lily.
They’re dropping like fries.
Why do we have Batman Shampoo but Conditioner Gordon isn’t a thing?
That is an extremely good one.
Just helped my neighbour bury a rolled-up carpet in the woods. She said her husband would have done it but he is out of town. Good deed done for the day!
Patrick was clearly the star of the show.
I complained when the waitress gave me an egg sandwich. She told me in Alabama they’re the same thing.
He was developing an apartment complex.
First, a tractor.
She hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.
So, there’s a college math student, and one day, there’s a terrible snowstorm, but the college doesn’t close. So she goes to the effort to clean off her car and force her way through the nearly-impassable streets, and gets to her math class forty minutes late. The boards are all covered floor to ceiling with equations, and there’s only one other student in the entire lecture hall.
She sits down next to the other student and asks “What’s he talking about?”. The other student answers “I don’t know, I only got here five minutes ago.”
(called to mind because Thursday, in my last-period math class, only one student was present at the start of class)
I guess I’m mathematically challenged. I don’t get it.
It’s not really a math joke. It’s a joke about math professors. He started the lesson on time, even though nobody was there yet to learn from it.
I’ll admit it took me a moment to get the math joke. But I think that made it funnier to me.
I didn’t realise the professor was there.
Ah, yeah, I guess I left that detail implicit.
To amplify a bit, it sort of is a math joke because math professors use the blackboard probably more than those of any other discipline. But it is basically an oblivious professor joke.
Brings to mind the one about the griping dean: “Why can’t you be like the math department? They just ask for pencils and paper and wastebaskets. Or the philosophy department; they only ask for pencils and paper.”
Not really. This sentence indicates that he was present:
That said, I’m still not sure I get it.
mmm
The professor launched into a long and complicated lecture with no students in the room. And continued it for 30 minutes all by himself.
“The boards are all covered floor to ceiling with equations” would imply the lecture has been going on for quite a bit longer than the five minutes the other student has been there.
In this day and age perhaps the lecture was being streamed and recorded online for the benefit of the students who couldn’t make it.