Don’t feel bad; it’s actually a megabyte short, so a byte wouldn’t have worked either.
Did not know that. Interesting. And weird, yes. What did they do before she could talk? “Hey, you, baby to be named later, crawl over here and get your bottle”.
Yeah, I realized that after the fact and thought I got away with it without another Doper noticing. But of course I could not be so lucky 
My joke creating ability is apparently so bad it megabytes.
Oh, you sweet, summer child
Okay, that’s funny! I might start using it IRL.
If I’ve told him that once, I’ve told him a thousand times. 
Ha, good one!
…although actually, you mean ‘a thousand twenty four times’.
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I thought of saying that, then wasn’t sure.
No, your version was much funnier. I was just playing the part of a tiresome pedant who misses the point of the joke entirely in favor of making a pointless correction. A part I have lived as well, not just played, but that time was just for fun.
…aaand scene.
What does a guitar and a nose have in common?
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…
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They both can be finger picked. 
“…I don’t know.”
“Then, no, you can’t borrow my guitar.”
If you have a lot of money, you can afford to buy a nicer one?
Ah!! That’s clever. 
Happy Pi Day!
Want to see all the decimal digits of Pi?
They are {0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, and there are no others!
Me: I dreamed my teacher is making me read out endless values of π.
Psychiatrist: Is it recurring?
Me: Not as far as anyone can tell.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
Chuck Norris can recite the entirety of pi.
Backwards.
What do Pi and anti-vaxxers have in common?
They’re both irrational.
The killing of Julius Caesar is a perfect example of group project.
60 dudes agreed to kill Caesar
But there were only 23 stab wounds.
Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful…
But that’s how Julius Caesar.
Why did Julius Caesar never say “Thank you” to anyone?
He didn’t speak English.
TIL that dinosaurs used hot springs to take baths
But as time advanced they moved on to meteor showers.
Sir Isaac Newton was completely WRONG about apples
They don’t fall to the ground because of gravity.
It’s natural selection.
Trees that produce apples that fall upwards don’t have offspring.
I heard on the news about a teacher who was injured when her car ran off the road while she was checking her students’ test papers.
She was grading on the curve.
mmm
I heard she was cross-eyed because she couldn’t keep her pupils straight.
That reminds me of a Lorena Bobbitt joke.
Wasn’t she the one who got charged for littering?
If so, Bobbitt twice got the shaft.
It’s the one where she knocked that poor little old lady pedestrian cockeyed.