All I am saying is give peas a chance!
I walked right into that one. I salute you, sir.
Not always. The variation I know has the 3rd line as
A mama dog was on her way to the dog part with her whelp. They passed the people park , where a prominently placed sign commanded “NO LITTERING.” The puppy said to his mother “Mama, what does “littering” mean?”
The mama dog hesitated for a bit and answered, “Ask your father.”
I saw Curly do it in a Three Stooges short once.
Hopefully, no honey.
I’m quite impressed with the discourse over this little poem. Apparently we at the Straight Dope take our humor seriously.
A couple of weeks ago I said the “peas with honey” poem to my wife. She didn’t know it and I found it on the internet and played it for her. It’s still being discussed.
What does an introverted vegan want for dinner?
Peas and quiet.
When did people finally begin to appreciate chick peas?
Posthummusly.
Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?
Because he tryptophan.
Why do zombies love the fall?
Because everyone has pumpkin spice on the brains!
I allow myself only one doughnut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
You wouldn’t pay $100 to have a lentil on your face.
The version I always heard had the third line as “It makes my peas taste funny”
If work really sucked I’d smile a lot more while there.
An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist believes this is true.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
If you really think about it, we’re all half centaur.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.

If you really think about it, we’re all half centaur.
Centaurs have two ribcages.

The version I always heard had the third line as “It makes my peas taste funny”
I think I heard "Makes the peas taste mighty funny.
‘I need a battery so I will know what time it is.’
‘Is it for a clock?’
‘I don’t know. That’s why I need the battery!’

Der_Trihs:
If you really think about it, we’re all half centaur.
Centaurs have two ribcages.
Yes, and we have exactly half the number of ribcages that centaurs do. It’s simple math, people!!
I bought a new boat and it’s the best, except it’s shaped like a centaur.
Great horsemanship.
According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
Two Centaurs
Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?
Why did no one believe a word the centaur said?
They thought it was satyr.
My track and field team complained that the hurdles were too tall…
But I’m not worried, they’ll get over it
If someone from Holland married a Filipino, their kids would be Hollapinos.
I told my friend I was going to take lessons in Filipino.
She asked if she could tagalog.
I asked my German friend if he knew what 6+3 was.
He said “No.”
Why did the trans man only eat salad?
Because he was a her before.
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was a big fan of The Monkees.
Then I saw her face.
What do you call the superhero who just stands outside your door?
The Human Porch.
(I couldn’t find a good centaur joke so I came up with my own):
It is little known that Francis Ford Coppola wanted to include four centaurs in one of his films.
They became the four horse-men of Acopolypse Now.
mmm
A centaur walks into a bar.
The bartender says “why the short face”?

Centaurs have two ribcages.
What’s a centaur’s favorite beer?
Bell’s Two-Hearted IPA.