That was a good one!
I give it a B+
Not an A?
Ouch, that stings.
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No need to be waspish about it.
Why did the bee put on a yarmulke?
It didn’t want to be mistaken for a WASP.
Finally: “sorry, we’re only going to be able to complete this transaction if you have cash”.
My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead.
She’s at the ER now, her face all swollen and bruised; she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Chuck Norris slew 5 people with a sword…
Then 20 more without the sheath.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too”.
The bartender then gives them two glasses of water because he doesn’t keep freaking Hydrogen Peroxide on the bar counter.
What does a zebra call his best friends?
His zeebros.
‘I’m building a model of Mount Everest’
‘Is it to scale?’
‘No, it’s just to look at.’
This one is over my head.
If the 20 more were killed without the sheath they were killed by the sword. That would mean the original five were killed by the sheath, not the sword. I don’t see funny anywhere.
Trying to parse it makes it worse. 
If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be most famous for?
Being almost 216 years old.
I am with you.
As an aside, I’ve never understood the appeal of Chuck Norris jokes.
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Analyzing humor is like doing an autopsy. If the subject wasn’t dead before you started, they were by the time you’re done.
The best I can come up with is that it’s like:
He slew 5 people with a sword. Then 20 more that had knives.
But, that still isn’t funny, unless I’m missing something.
It’s not really funny, but the idea is clearly just that Chuck is so badass he killed 5 people with an unsheathed sword.
Something is missing/wrong from the Chuck Norris joke. Just delete it from memory.
I tried, but Chuck won’t let me.
Chuck is so badass that when he told the ‘unsheathed sword’ joke at an open mic night, 5 people died laughing. And that was before the punchline! After the punchline, 20 more people died.
This, basically.
Maybe “Chuck Norris killed 20 men with a sword. Then he drew it.” Not much funnier, but shorter.
Or “Chuck Norris killed 20 men with a sword, as his spotter confirmed.”
“Chuck Norris won a swordfight with a cutting remark.”
“Chuck Norris just brings himself to a gunfight.”
I dunno. I’ll think about it.
You don’t want to know what happened when he picked up a pen.
You mean because the penis mightier?
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