What’s the mathematical name for almond flour bread?
I don’t get it.
Ninjad.
Is this the new rickroll?
A Mandelbrot set.
Ah. Central California pronunciation of ‘almond’.
It’s the name for almond bread in German and Yiddish.
In Central California they pronounce ‘almond’ as ‘ammin’ instead of ‘all-mond’.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long ?
A πthon.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A big freakin’ snake!
Do you know why the two mycologists got married?
They wanted to grow mold together.
The story of the Swiss hero William Tell and his feat of shooting an apple off his son’s head with an arrow is legendary.
His greatest service to his people, however, came by embarrassing the Hapsburg overlords (who ruled Switzerland at the time) in the traditional German game of 9-pins. His brave performance led to freedom for the Swiss, and this victory is remembered to this day, immortalized in the famous quote:
“Ask not for whom the Tell bowls, he bowls for thee.”
What do you call raptors that turn to religion?
Birds of Pray.
Northern California (the land north of Sacramento) is where they grow a lot of them, and yeah, ‘ammin’ is the word.
Weird, eh? I was driving from L.A. to Bellingham one time, and it took me a while to understand what the almond farmer was saying on NPR.
They were a perfect match-- he was a fungi, and she was a fungal.
What’s the quickest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
Pull down its genes.
How much room do fungi need to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife?
I lava you.
Two blood cells met and fell in love.
Alas, 'twas all in vein.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
Aorta know better.
Never would have worked out-- they had different travel preferences.
She’s more of a homebody, but he mo’ globin’
Sometimes I imagine you guys as having “pun labs” in your garages, and you laboring out there until the wee hours of the morning, crafting these gems. Hee hee.
Hey, there are town names with even dumber, more banal origin stories than that…
…said a resident of Bad Axe, Michigan