Of course there are subtleties, especially with hits, but that is by and large true. Inturns and outturns are exactly what I said. Draws mostly are simply that, while hits can be more complicated.
I think solost used the phase “sweeping generalisation” a little more literally than you think.
Yeah, I wonder if @Hari_Seldon felt a “whoosh” sweep over his head 
But then, my attempts at humor can be subtle at times. Some may even describe it as ‘nonexistent’ 
Oops. I was a little slow on the uptake. Age, I guess.
Isn’t it part of the humerus bone ?
It’s a joke, son.
So was my question. Just maybe not a very good one. Should I have spelled it “humerous,” perhaps?
Two co-workers are chatting. “Hey, Jim, your vacation’s coming up next week! Where are you going?”
“Cancun. But I’m a little worried.”
“How come?”
“Well, the last two vacations, my wife has ended up pregnant. Last year it was Las Vegas, and she got pregnant. The year before that it was Miami, and sure enough, she got pregnant.”
“Wow! You’d better take precautions this time!”
“I’m planning on it. For starters, I’m taking her with me this year.”
How did Jesus feel when Judas betrayed him?
Cross.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters.
but never has 5 letters.
Engineers have invented a car that runs on parsley…
Now they’re experimenting with busses, trains and airplanes to run on thyme!
Jesus was born on Christmas, died on Good Friday and rose on Easter.
What are the odds?
And Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s Disease! 
Was one of the engineers a wise sage named Rosemary?
Therapist: You have gamophobia, an intense fear of marriage. Do you know the symptoms?
Patient: I can’t say I do.
What do you call a line of Easter Bunnies walking backward?
A receding hareline.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro
Why weren’t there multiple seasons of crucifixions?
People lost interest after the Pilate episode.
Why do we color Easter eggs?
Because Jesus dyed for your sins.
What do they call the workers that make Peeps?
Peeple.
Who was the first man mentioned in the Bible?
Chap. 1.
Why do writers hate the Bible?
It has terrible characters; Noah is the only one with an arc.
What happened when the sparrow flew into the electric fan ?
Shredded tweet.
Why’s lithium illegal?
Because it’s a salt and battery.
A group of people gathered to protest poor internet
- What do we want?
- When do we want it?
- Lag-free internet!
- Now!
One day Pope Francis dies and comes to the Pearly Gates.
God himself is picking him up and guides him to his very own cloud. God leaves.
Francis has his own harp and uses his time to praise the lord. After some hours God shows up again carrying a silver tray with a yogurt on it and a spoon. This repeats for some days. One evening the clouds beneath break up and he has a straight look into hell: he sees the devils making big fires and grilling half pigs, even half cows on the fire. Wine is served and everyone is feasting on an abundance of food.
The next day God comes again with a yogurt. Francis curiosity gets the better of him and he tells God what he saw and asks him: “Lord, in your omnipoence, how can it be that they are feasting in hell and I am just getting yogurt?”
God answers him: “Do you really expect me to cook just for the two of us?”
Being in a relationship is solving problems together…
..problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.
Boss: “What are you doing?”
Me: "Watching a video on How to Effectively Deal with Co-workers. "
Boss: " That’s kickboxing. "
Me: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the amazing new, battery-powered, marital aid?
It’s a humdinger!
Yes, sarcasm. Well written and with the current administration - potentially true.
Easter leftovers - non-ham edition.
Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, “What would Jesus do?” Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Jesus on returning: What do people call this day I was crucified for your sins?
People: Good Friday
Others: Yeah baby, Goood Friday! TGIF!
Crowd: TGIF TGIF TGIF Party! Partee! Parteee!
Jesus (stares aloft) murmurs: Beam me up dad.