More Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one; they don’t like to share the spotlight.


How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile…


How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?

A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!


How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?

You have to replace the whole motherboard.


How many Venezuelans does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh, those were the days!

How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?

One, to torture you until you see five lights.

How many Gorn does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to bite off the old one, and another to hammer in the new one.


How would space dragons develop FTL travel?

They would use a wyrmhole


A link somebody shared on a Discord channel, to a collection of puns a linguistics professor compiled. One sample:

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”