How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one; they don’t like to share the spotlight.
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile…
How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
How many Mac users does it take to change a light bulb?
You have to replace the whole motherboard.
How many Venezuelans does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh, those were the days!