Full-sized sedans, because they have plenty of trunk space.
How many elephants can fit in a VW?
- Two in front, two in back, and one in the glove compartment.
(Verbal joke only) How do you get two whales in a VW Bug?
Take M-4.
Took me a minute, until I figured out ‘Take M-4’ wasn’t the ‘verbal’ part.
A waiter approaches a table and asks, “May I take your order?”
Man: “I haven’t decided yet.”
Waiter: “How about the duck?”
Duck: “I’ll have the lasagna.”
One day Canada will rule the world.
Then everyone will be sorry.
James Bond prefers a BLT to a chicken sandwich.
Bacon, not bird.
I went to my ophthalmologist to get my eyes checked.
He said, “Do you want the good news first or the bad news?”
I said, “Better give me the good news.”
He said, “You’re about to get a new dog.”
I say, I say, what is the most popular type of bread among breastfeeding mothers?
Pumpernipple.
Grilled chicken breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and aioli on toasted focaccia. Trust me on this.
A little help? I still don’t get it.
M-4 is a British motorway that goes to Wales, a Great Britain constituent country. A play on whales vs Wales.
It is in the verbal part, no scare quotes required, but it’s in the question, not the answer.
Ah! Thank you.
Me: You mean you’ve never seen “The Hunt for Red October”?
Friend: I really don’t like movies with sub titles.
‘Two whales’ is a pun on ‘to Wales’
Uh… What?
Tried to be subtle in responding, then saw the other better responses. Goofs all the way down. Oops.
I’ve fixed your coding.
Yes, I know. It took me a minute to get it, because I was sounding out ‘Take M-4’ as if it were a pun. Then I made the Wales connection.
Also, perhaps, made more difficult by the fact that “M-4” is a British road-naming pattern, that many Americans wouldn’t recognize. Our motorways are called interstates.
Except in SoCal, where they’re ‘The’.
Michigan also calls their state highways M routes (as opposed to I or US routes). For example, M-43 or M-1.
And none of them lead to either Wales or whales.