More Jokes

Full-sized sedans, because they have plenty of trunk space.

How many elephants can fit in a VW?

  1. Two in front, two in back, and one in the glove compartment.

(Verbal joke only) How do you get two whales in a VW Bug?

Take M-4.

Took me a minute, until I figured out ‘Take M-4’ wasn’t the ‘verbal’ part.

A waiter approaches a table and asks, “May I take your order?”

Man: “I haven’t decided yet.”

Waiter: “How about the duck?”

Duck: “I’ll have the lasagna.”


One day Canada will rule the world.

Then everyone will be sorry.


James Bond prefers a BLT to a chicken sandwich.

Bacon, not bird.


I went to my ophthalmologist to get my eyes checked.

He said, “Do you want the good news first or the bad news?”

I said, “Better give me the good news.”

He said, “You’re about to get a new dog.”


I say, I say, what is the most popular type of bread among breastfeeding mothers?

Pumpernipple.

Grilled chicken breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and aioli on toasted focaccia. Trust me on this.

A little help? I still don’t get it.

M-4 is a British motorway that goes to Wales, a Great Britain constituent country. A play on whales vs Wales.

It is in the verbal part, no scare quotes required, but it’s in the question, not the answer.

Ah! Thank you.

Me: You mean you’ve never seen “The Hunt for Red October”?

Friend: I really don’t like movies with sub titles.

‘Two whales’ is a pun on ‘to Wales’

Uh… What?

Tried to be subtle in responding, then saw the other better responses. Goofs all the way down. Oops.

I’ve fixed your coding.

Yes, I know. It took me a minute to get it, because I was sounding out ‘Take M-4’ as if it were a pun. Then I made the Wales connection.

Also, perhaps, made more difficult by the fact that “M-4” is a British road-naming pattern, that many Americans wouldn’t recognize. Our motorways are called interstates.

Except in SoCal, where they’re ‘The’.

Michigan also calls their state highways M routes (as opposed to I or US routes). For example, M-43 or M-1.

And none of them lead to either Wales or whales.