I chuckled. It’s just a variant of the “No, that’s just ice cream” joke.
At the moment, this is the distribution of ages in the U.S. Congress:
- Over 30: 535
- Over 40: 517
- Over 50: 430
- Over 60: 275
- Over 70: 120
- Over 80: 24
- Over 90: 1
- Over 100: 0
So you may wonder why there are minimum age restrictions in the U.S. Constitution.:
A Senator must be at least 30 years old.
A Representative must be at least 25 years old
It’s because the average age in the U.S. is so much older than it was when the U.S. Constitution was passed. The minimum age restrictions made sense back then and maximum age restrictions didn’t. Now the minimum age restrictions are unnecessary
I used to wonder how Darth Vader ate with that mask on? … Then I realized he was probably force fed.
Waiter: “And what can I get you, Sir?”
Me: “What’s the duck like?”
Waiter: “It’s like the chicken, but it can swim.”
My phone started displaying only, “Don’t call me Shirley.”
It was stuck in Airplane mode.
“I’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles.”
“Venn?”
“I don’t know, maybe tomorrow.”
A reporter at the Olympics sees a guys walking past carrying a long stick.
“Are you a pole vaulter?” she asks.
“Nein, I am German, But how did you know my name?”
Nope. The police are coming to tell her that her husband was hit by a bus. She misunderstood and thought they were commenting on his ugliness.
Maybe this similar joke will help you understand:
“Why are you always so depressed?”
“I’m an archeologist, my life is in ruins.”
Every Resident Evil Memo Ever:
Page 1.
“I cross-bred a silverback gorilla with a preying mantis and gave it AK-47s for arms. My assistant, Bob, has been poking it with a stick for 80 hours straight. I hope it doesn’t escape.”
Page 2.
“It escaped.”
I think we can log this as a successful takeoff. About the landing? Someone else’s issue.
ChatGPT’s current idea of what the trolley problem looks like.
“After you kill the first five people, should you back up over that last guy? Discuss…”
But you’re only killing four. That person in the middle has no head, for some ungodly reason I wouldn’t care to speculate about.
Quit fighting the hypothetical.
See! No head. That’s why we need data centers in space. 
but with him in middle of track, wouldn’t train just ride over him?
The people on the trolley are armed to take care of any would-be survivors.
Agatha Christie said “An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have - the older she is, the more interested in her he is”.
I may be the first person to ever make a jelly in the shape of Donald Trump, but I fear I’m setting a bad president.
how many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
none, they use candles
how many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?
5–1 husband, 4 wives to tell him how to do it
how many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
none, they don’t believe in change