More Jokes

Two priests went on vacation to Hawaii. Determined to have a GOOD vacation, they decided to go incognito - nobody would know they’re priests.

As soon as the plane landed, they bought aloha shirts, shorts, sunglasses, the works. Went to the beach the next morning in full “tourist” garb, sat down with drinks (with little paper umbrellas!) and enjoyed the sunshine.

Soon, a gorgeous blonde strolled by, topless, wearing just a thong. She smiled and said, “Hello, Father. Good morning, Father.” and walked along.

Well! They marched right back to the tourist shop and bought even more outrageously tourist-y things.

Next morning, dressed like parrots, they plopped down on the beach with their drinks.

Sure enough, here comes the topless blonde, wearing what can best be described as “a string.” As she walks past, she gives each a polite smile, and a “Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father.” and continues on her way.

One of the priests can’t stand it anymore, and hurries up to her.

“Excuse me, may I ask a question?”

“Of course, Father.”

“How did you know we were priests?!”

“Father. Don’t you know me? I’m Sister Angela.”

so an Indian walks into the saloon carrying a shotgun, a bucket of shit and a dead cat and asks the bartender for a whiskey

the Indian drinks off the whiskey, takes the shotgun and shoots the bucket, then takes a bit out of the cat

so the Indian asks for another whiskey and then does it all over again

the bartender says "what’s all this about’?

the Indian replies " um want to be like white man, drink whiskey, shoot the shit, eat pussy"

bite out of the cat