Can you check your link.. all i’m seeing is “Upgrade to a Pro account
to embed images in emails” !
Maybe that’s the joke.
This is going to be quite the party.
A new fighting game based on the works of Tolkien has been released.
It’s called Mordor Kombat.
My girlfriend was devastated when she found out the reason why my nickname is “The Love Machine”.
It’s because I’m terrible at tennis.
Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week.
They exchanged numbers.
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years.
For example, all water buffaloes have three parents:
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffaloes.
Every evening news start with “Good evening”
And then they tell you why it’s not.
Sorry about that. Let me try again:
That’s fine thanks ! (although I have to use a VPN 'cos we can’t view
images from Imgur here in the UK 
)
I’d say he’s a vulgar fraction.
Possibly an infraction.
Or maybe an infarction.
I know the proper term is kidney stone but I like to think of mine as a kidney pearl.
I miss my Grandmother-- she was an emotional rock and the matriarch of our family. Sadly, she passed away during an earthquake while doing a jigsaw puzzle.
The rest of the family was left to pick up the pieces and move on.
Well now we know the inspiration for the Eleventy-First Birthday Party.
Oops, I forgot. Also, I didn’t wake up Wham! before I went went.
They called me before they tried to wake you up, but I didn’t answer.
I believe Little Susie is still sawing logs as well.
There was a Wham! documentary on Netlfix a few years ago. My wife wanted to watch it. I was so tired I couldn’t keep my eyes open, but I said I heard the band ‘The Go Gos’ made an appearance in it, so I told her to wake me up before the Go Gos.
I hope the couch was comfortable.
What gets covered in dirt but stays clean?
1. A corpse in a coffin
2. Soap
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Who reminds you, to suds up.
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
… the outside.