More Jokes

Ha ha!

I bought Bonnie Tyler’s car recently on ebay, but it’s rubbish…

Every now and then it falls apart


Ted Cruz almost made America great again…

…but then the idiot came back


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Why was the elephant arrested?

It forgot it’s swim trunks.

What do you get for winning the muscle loss competition? Atrophy.


Wife: You had a vasectomy without telling me? Are you serious?
Husband: I kid you not.