Ha ha!
I bought Bonnie Tyler’s car recently on ebay, but it’s rubbish…
Every now and then it falls apart
Ted Cruz almost made America great again…
…but then the idiot came back
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Why was the elephant arrested?
It forgot it’s swim trunks.
What do you get for winning the muscle loss competition? Atrophy.
Wife: You had a vasectomy without telling me? Are you serious?
Husband: I kid you not.