I snortled.
Want to know what’s really true about us guys who have big feet?
We pay more for shoes.
No, please stay! That was brilliant.
(I enjoyed the original “pull yourself together” joke as well.)
I got overtaken by some guy on a Yamaha DGX500 this morning.
I wouldn’t mind - but that’s an electric piano.
Jacob Rees-Mogg has become the minister for Brexit opportunities and government efficiency, as Boris Johnson carries out a cabinet reshuffle !
A start up motorcycle company introduced a model that runs on laughing gas.
It is called the Yamaha-ha-ha.
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing.
Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.
If you ever get cold,
just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
I don’t get it.
Yeah, me neither.
(But imma tell some of these puns at work next shift! Looking forward to the rolleyes.)
I suppose pjd is referring to this:
Seeing Knowed_out’s link, I’d guess that someone just posted in the wrong thread somehow.
Boris Johnson is a bit of a punchline, so it’s hard to tell/
I think the “joke” is supposed to be pjd’s opinion on J R-Ms ability to be efficient, or the whole idea of “Brexit opportunities”.
It’s a joke, but not a “ha ha” one. The comment I’ve seen is that being Minister for Brexit Opportunities is a perfect use of JRM’s talents because there aren’t any…and there aren’t any.
This.
I expect he’s got a book to write.
Mr. Carlin steps out of the elevator for his weekly appointment with Dr. Hartley, and says to Carol…
Oh, sorry. No Therapist Jokes.
I was expecting a Warning
Rita Rudner Jokes
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.