More Sequential Threads

Poll: Ok, I give up (again): Why do women not buy stocks (directly)?
Long pinky fingernails on men

Yeah, that’s a deal-breaker for me too, along with uncontrollable drooling and plaid leisure suits.

Who Did You Snub At Your Wedding?
I put my wife in jail today.

**Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals
I Don’t Remember Doing This! **

Well, you did look a bit drunk.

**Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)

Panty Thief? **

“OK, you distract her with the dog, and I’ll come around the other side and get them off before she notices!”

** Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?
I put my wife in jail today.**

Fortunately, I have spares.

**Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)

Leash breaking a strong dog **

“Heel, Boy! Heel”
“We shouldn’t have started with a Great Dane.”

**What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?
…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ **
You’re lucky you’re still here.

** Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?
I put my wife in jail today. **
Which one?

**What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?

Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals **

So, not that close, then?

It was one year ago today…
Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals

So may I introduce to you…Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band!

I still like the original better.

**Who Did You Snub At Your Wedding?
Joseph Stalin’s contribution to victory in World War 2. **

Inviting the whole Soviet War Machine would have been a logistical nightmare!

**What’s daily life is like for the average infantry person in the U.S. Marine Corps?
Secret Gatling gun manufacture
**
And the Army makes those black helicopters.

**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand. **

Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand.
Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals

**Why do the Russians hate the British so much?
Lady Gaga’s new single **

And she’s not even British!

Dudes leaning against the wall as they pee at urinals
It’ll be a pain to clean up, but what fun!

The Arab Uprisings Have Gone Too Far
Libya too?!

Especially Libya.

What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
Becoming a Non-Smoker

I’d ask you to lose weight, but I’m afraid you’d respond by becoming a Mormon.

Half Of All American Dogs And Cats Are Overweight
Onancock

And happy to be there!
**For My German Doper Friends (Or Whomever Has Travelled Extensively In Germany)
What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut? **

“Ich bich ein slut”?

**Question about the fleeing Wisconsin Democrats
are there durable sandals with thick soles out there? **

They’re not all hippies, you know. :rolleyes:

Sex injuries
I’m worried about my kitty :frowning: