What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
Dog-sitting for a week. Please help me!
Relationship stress
Sex injuries
Yeah, those can put stress on a relationship, all right.
**Onancock
You know your username goes at the top of every post, right? **
So… are you *sure *that’s the name you’re going with?
Now I have to explain why I laugh-snorted at random while everything was quiet in the office. Also,
**Onancock
Sex injuries **
That’s usually how it happens.
**Your Pets’ Names?
Sex injuries
Onancock **
Both yellow labs. I’m thinking of getting a dachshund and naming it “Dildo”.
** Sex injuries
Onancock**
…An unusual word for the precise form of smiting suffered by those who won’t get their helpless brother’s widow pregnant as the law demands.
**What do people fear when they get lost in rural areas?
Group Interviews
**
“I said, squeal like Michael Bolton!”
**Will the pirates who murdered the four American sailors face the death penalty?
In lieu of flowers…?
**
I hear they won’t get cake, either.
Tell Me A Non-expert Can Stain a Fence
Masturbating while breastfeeding
That depends on what you are trying to stain it with.
Bad ideas in education
When Is Using Deadly Force Justified?
Only when the kid’s grades drop to “D” or lower.
** What makes “smart people” socially awkward?
Relationship stress
Sex injuries**
“Have a seat, Bob.” “Uh…no, thanks, I’d rather stand. You see, uh, never mind.”
** People objecting to your dog just being near them
Dog-sitting for a week. Please help me!
Panty Thief?
Poll: Cats: Indoors or outdoors? **
There’s a good plot in there.
**Masturbating while breastfeeding
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand. **
**What’s the first movie you recall seeing that made you cry?
Bully - movie (spoilers) **
Ya Big Bully – making them cry.
What’s for dinner tonight?
SPAM appetizer recipes…any ideas?
**House 2/21: Done
House Hunters outrage! **
I’m outraged and done with hunting for a house!
** I put my wife in jail today.
Relationship stress **
Ya think?
I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!
What’s for dinner tonight?
something from the 1950’s perhaps?
**I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!
Are families all sunshine and roses? **
Sadly, no. But it’s often close enough to it for practical purposes.
It was one year ago today…
…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ
Boy, time really flies. It seems like it was just a few days ago!
**I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!
Will My Baby (or I) EVER Sleep Again?**
Ah! Much more realistic, and believable.
No
**Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?
I put my wife in jail today.**
*your polygamy-based joke here. *
**Do You Douche? A Short Film
Unintentionally Overhearing Weird Conversations
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