**I put my wife in jail today.
Onancock **
**Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)
Mole removal! Comfort me, or, share your horror stories!**
Clearly not for every couple.
** If I killed Osama bin Laden
Can I lease an office space and live there**
If by “there” you mean “Pakistan”, I probably wouldn’t advise it.
I think I passed a kidney stone last night
So long, gallbladder, it’s been real…
Your spleen just called - it’s lost and needs you to wire $250 immediately so it can get home.
Your Pets’ Names?
Roomie’s cat
I just call him Cat.
Help me re-write ‘My Favorite Things’ for the Girl Scouts!
Practice Babies
Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?
More Sequential Threads
I’ve always wondered how these threads get started …
**The secret to getting laid
Someone hacked my Amazon.com account **
Whatever works …
Ancient Rome was only 5.3 square miles
Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
Ancient Rome ain’t as big as my PENIS!
Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
What’s The Closest You’ve Ever Been To Death?
Sex injuries
** Do Actual Mormons follow their own rules? If not, what happens?
Average women from 41 different countries**
No wonder the mainstream Mormons stopped practicing polygamous marriage! Quality over quantity is much better.
**Poll: Which Does The Most Damage To A Person Presenting A Threat To You?
Toilet Paper **
Only if it’s the really cheap bargain brand
Tell Me A Non-expert Can Stain a Fence
Toilet Paper
Well OK, I guess you could “stain a fence” that way, but it’s hell getting an even coat.
What is you’re favorite heavy metal group & song
Pogues
Best hippie music of all time
Funny, I always thought of them as “outlaw country”.
** Staving off inflation
Brass knucles. Effective? **
If they’re not giving you the discount you want, I say go for it.
** Sheen: Just Another Lohan?
CBS pulls plug on Two and a Half Men **
** Average women from 41 different countries
Do You Douche? A Short Film **
One that I will never watch.
**CBS pulls plug on Two and a Half Men
Let’s hear about your unpleasant celebrity encounters? **
I once ran into Charlie Sheen, and I suspect he was on something.
But, as the Sequential Threads showed, he was actually off something - Two and a Half Men!
** The secret to getting laid
When you join a new message board…
Practice Babies**
** I have officially lost all tolerance for country music.
Libya too?!
**
I’m not very tolerant of Libya, either.
**Virginia strikes again - abortion clinics must pass hospital standards
At least she hadn’t started killing people yet… (RO) **
Does Virginia consider embryos to be people?
Separated by two, but I can’t resist:
**Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses”
Our goldfish committed suicide!**
They were distraught that their friends were killed
or
They were afraid they’d be next!
**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
If I had to change gender… **
Problem solved.
Your Pets’ Names?
Our goldfish committed suicide!
Well, you shouldn’t have named him “Leapy”.