Help me get Internet videos on my TV
Masturbating while breastfeeding
Yeah, you need a big screen HDTV to appreciate a video like that.
Or
Masturbating while breastfeeding
Potentially socially awkward situation where we like the husband as a friend but not his wife
Look, we’re sorry, but your wife is creeping us out. Why can’t she do that in private?
Should I circumcise my cat?
Simple things that are a turn on for reasons you don’t understand.
Switching bodies with your partner
Come up to my room. I want you ( to fuck me/ get fucked by me)
Or… I want me to be fucked by me… or you by you… OK, now I’m just confused.
…New earthquake hits Christchurch, NZ
When you join a new message board…
:eek:
…For the love of Christchurch, stop joining new message boards…
**I’m a new DAD!; I’ve got Questions!
Care and feeding of a pet rat. **
You really need to take this up with MOM, unless she’s too busy running on the exercise wheel.
Why would anyone speak to the press off the record?
If I killed Osama bin Laden
“OK, this is off the record, but I’m totally the guy who got bin Laden.”
cost of asbestos removal
If I killed Osama bin Laden
I don’t know. But I’ll bet you’d get a discount.
The Arab Uprisings Have Gone Too Far
Pacifist opposition to Hitler
The bastards!
Who would hurt Obama’s re-election chances the most?
Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid
Michelle’s not gonna like it either.
Question about “Ode to Billy Joe”
Genres you wish made a comeback
No, I don’t miss the “Creepy Times Down South” genre.
** What’s for dinner tonight?
I’m fixin’ meat n’ cheese sammiches! **
**Ladies, your fav brands of summer tops with built-in bra’s?
How big is your gilded cage? **
Wouldn’t “gilded cage” be an excellent name for a women’s undergarmet maker?
**The best thing you’ve done to improve your cooking
Almonds or Cashews? **
**Priapism Questions
Is it really possible to “disable” a car with a banana?
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How do “free” porno sites make money?
blowing air in the vagina
Mouthwashes - are they good or bad?
Time it takes for steam to sanitize?
Not long, and it’s even quicker if you gargle with boiling water.
**This will bring a smile to you face.
hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard
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Federal Judge moves towards overturning DOMA
When Is Using Deadly Force Justified?
It’s justified when used to prevent an activist judge from thwarting the will of the people!
Yes, of course I’m kidding
**Suggestions for a new weekend hobby with the wife (NEED ANSWER FAST!)
Would you join organized crime? **
How committed to this new hobby are you?
**This will bring a smile to you face.
Boeing has been awarded the next-generation tanker contract **
Especially if you an aerospace buff.