**Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination
Do You Douche? A Short Film **
**Unwanted Pets With Time Running Out
Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses”**
Lot of good Sequential Threads this morning!
**Best/Your Favorite Buffy “Big Bad”
Govenor Scott Walker ® WI
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** Care and feeding of a pet rat.
Poll: Choose your dictator**
Gaddafi fits the bill, but he’s kind of high maintenance.
**Semen as antidepressant . . . . or . . .
Gay Animals **
Ugh. Well if I have to pick one, I’ll take the semen, thanks.
How big is your gilded cage?
Recommend a toaster
That’s too small.
Canned salmon cakes on a George Foreman?
What a mind this sculptor must have
A stunning premise, but my own best work is in week-old hummus.
**What is the correct way to respond when your dad calls you a slut?
Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid **
Well, She’s doin’ it, too, Dad!
**Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
Do You Leave The Clear Plastic Protective Strip On? **
**Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
The secret to getting laid**
A trifecta!
**Bad parenting skills
Tattling on the new girlfriend’s kid
So, my parents are taking my niece and nephews (long, boring) **
**Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
Please reassure me (about my wife’s pregnancy). **
Don’t worry. It’s long enough. You’ve already proven that.
Care and feeding of a pet rat.
Recommend a toaster
Nah, it’s too tight a fit. For effective discipline, try a few seconds in the microwave.
**Questions songs will never answer
Porn or Porno?
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Guys: Y’all Ever Measure Your Penis?
Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)
Let’s see, 6 inches. Still 6 inches. 6 inches again…
What happens to Jews in prison?
Weird plumbing
“Give Goldfarb the cell with the six-inch-high toilet! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!”
More piercings!!!
Switching bodies with your partner
Not if it’s full of freaking holes, forget about it.
hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard
These are a few of my favorite things
True, it doesn’t rhyme, but it’s meter-perfect.
**Dead or alive you are coming with me.
Bad parenting skills **
Dead or alive you are coming with me.
hawk kills and eats a bird in my backyard
When a hawk tells you to go somewhere, do it.
**Have you had straight sex with your gay friend or gay with your straight?
Poll: Come up to my room. I want you ( to fuck me/ get fucked by me)
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