**Let me hear your low-carb stories!
Poll: Is Yellow Cake With Chocolate Frosting, Chocolate Cake? **
No, but it’s a low-carb nightmare.
Name your real-life Superwomen
The stereotypical doper
Suckup.
**Questions songs will never answer.
Is T Bone Burnett An “Acquired Taste”? **
Why must I be-e-e-e a T. Bone Pickens lover in love?
**So Is The SD On A Hot Sex Kick At The Moment?
Melting the Icecaps **
Obviously, to save the planet we need more threads on yarn and kittehs.
**What happens to Jews in prison?
It’s Time to Play ‘Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi?’
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“Oy, Meier, guess the meshuggah quote already!”
Questions songs will never answer.
What’s for breakfast today?
Charlie Sheen’s future
Movies you have watched, but never bothered finishing
Why do the nicest guys end up with roaring bitches?
Poll: Puppy Breath
I suppose that makes up for some of it.
** Minimum weapon to damage an Abrams tank?
Silver Canadian Coinage **
You have to throw it into the exhaust pipe juuuust right, see…
Do you know what the John Birch Society is?
The stereotypical doper
I take it the Birchers loosened up since the last I heard of them. A lot.
What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?
When Good Kittehs Go Bad
**We buried my Nana this past weekend
Ask a Farmer/doper **
Ask the hugely pregnant chick
Duct Cleaning Questions
What if she’s stuck for an answer?
I’m going to go one level higher. The top threads on the main page:
What is the record for zombie…
Gerbil stuffing
I guess I’ll let you know when Richard Gere dies.
**Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To “Leave No Witnesses”
7,305 days in a row **
:eek: That’s a lot of goldfish!
**Mushrooms! What should I make?
TV show that needs a remake/update **
Golden Gills?
Crimini Minds?
**What are you doing for Lent?
Outfit a Foot Soldier with the Best Pre-firearm Arms and Armor from Around the World
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**Outfit a Foot Soldier with the Best Pre-firearm Arms and Armor from Around the World
Would you go to Mexico now? **
No. I’m still bringing my shotgun.
Poll: When did you know what you wanted to be when you grew up?
Ask Charlie Sheen.
What kind of people hump furniture?
Ask the zoo educator
Poll: How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?
Ear hair. Men: What do you do about it? Women: Do you care?
It was time for something drastic. Ladies, check out these ear hair dreadlocks!
**Were you molested?
Have you mistaken a bill for junkmail?
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Which was worse?
Were you molested?
Ask Charlie Sheen