Thank you DiosaBellissima!
7,305 days in a row
She may get tired of that.
**Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!
What keeps you using the browser you use?**
also:
**What Are You Doing For Lent?
Ask Charlie Sheen**
So I smoked a pack of cigarettes today.
Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)
My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit…
Hear My Tale of Woe-Was I Scammed?
What would you do?
Uhm, you left out a LOT of details.
My Stalker is Back
So I took my son to the recruiter’s office today
After he gets through with basic training he can come back and take care of my problem for me!
**Duct Cleaning Questions
How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?
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How does one ‘seem’ more enthusiastic?
Is there an (Android) app for this?
“Yes Anna-6682, there is an application for superior emulation of human enthusiasm, located under File Heading Alpha-Gamma-Beta-Nine-Six-Delta.” <beep!>
Gushing about my new trap. long and very MPSIMS
7,305 days in a row
Very, *very, very *long.
Holy cow, I just finished my first half marathon!
Why do they automatically cut off my sideburns?
It probably has to do with cutting wind resistance. Just be glad they left your chest hair alone.
Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!
7,305 days in a row
Are you trying to tell me something? 
** Let’s pointlessly dirty up good clean jokes.
Buying a House? Make sure there’s no manhole cover**
Manhole? Bow-chicka-wow!
**Poll: How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?
Why do the nicest guys end up with roaring bitches? **
ECJ rules: European insurers can no longer charge different prices because of gender
How could a loving God approve?
EU High Court Bans Gender-based Insurance Pricing
Paul’s Authority
I think I missed the bible verses about car insurance.
**Does anything ever go wrong with a Mac?
How long before a main battle tank design becomes obsolete? **
I imagine the iTank is right around the corner. Shiny, slick, all plastic, with no obvious entrance.
Have you ever found out that your coworkers were talking about you behind your back?
Ask the Zoo Educator
He must really suck if even the animals are talkin’ shit.
Men: do you notice a woman’s nail polish and/or shoes?
Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?
**Do lesbians enjoy penetration?
Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?
How long of a sexual dry spell would it take before you did something stupid?
WTF moments with strangers. **
Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!
Let’s pointlessly dirty up good clean jokes.
Hey c’mon, I want to hear the punch line.
Switching bodies with your partner
Is there any chance that these guys aren’t gay?
Well, that’s an interesting philosophical question.
If You Don’t Know How To Fix It, PLEASE Stop Breaking It!
Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)
Sounds like it’s time for a new doctor.
A foursome:
Teachers giving misinformation
Wow. I’ve been here for 10 years.
Know what? Teachers are da bomb.
Only one ocean.
Gushing about my new trap. long and very MPSIMS
My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit…
The Parent Trap II: The In-Laws Are Coming!
Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)
Check out my new (and first) music video!
If it’s a cover of ZZ Top’s “Legs”, I’ll pass, thanks.