**What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet?
Ask the hugely pregnant chick**
What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?
body in the street
“Your cat brings you dead birds and mice? Well, guess what Fluffy brought home yesterday!”
My job is…?
What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet?
Ah. You’re an assassin.
**My Boyfriend’s Parents are Coming to Visit…
Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!
**
Sounds like the making of a fine sitcom.
How does one ‘seem’ more enthusiastic?
Women Dopers: Ever Expel an IUD?
“He went to Jared!!” <SPROOING>
We broke up and it was awful
7,305 days in a row
Of course, the epic amounts of make-up sex sort of made it worth it.
**My church must be doing something right because…
Wow. I’ve been here for 10 years. **
What about bathroom breaks? 
**Globally-speaking, how old is traditional cuisine?
This is pretty old for a cat, right?
When were antiquity’s great lost works lost? **
Specifically, the antique recipe for “old cat stew.”
**Questions songs will never answer.
Songs Performed By The “Original Artists”? **
C: So these songs were performed by the Who?
A: Yes
C: That’s what I’m asking you. Who performed these songs?
A: That’s right
c: all I want to know is What’s the name of the guys performing these songs!
A: Now for the last time, What’s the name of…
Women’s attraction to “bad boys”
Poll: Comb-over or rug?
You’re doing it wrong…
**What Strange Things Does You Cat Do?
Your face is six inches away from my penis lady! **
**Women’s attraction to “bad boys”
What do you do when your friend uploads bad photos of you on the internet?**
They wouldn’t upload Bad Photos if you weren’t with a Bad Boy.
**Why was the 2 & 1/2 Men sitcom so successful?
Ask Charlie Sheen. **
**We broke up and it was awful
Part of me fell off today (possible TMI) **
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do.
(you’re welcome. 
)
**My church must be doing something right because…
We broke up and it was awful **
Cue REM’s “Losing My Religion” …
Separated by two, but I can’t help it:
**Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)
If You Don’t Know How To Fix It, PLEASE Stop Breaking It! **
Now these two are sequential.
We broke up and it was awful
Your face is six inches away from my penis lady!
Hey, she’s just trying to make you feel better, and you’ve just announced you are unattached!
How long does it take for a cat to pass an object?
Likelihood of being a bone marrow donor match?
If leeches could come back into favor, I suppose we shouldn’t rule out a successful hairball transplant.
Attending the funeral of a suicide
Awesome moments with strangers
Bob…was not a popular man.