How do teacher contract negotiations work?
Who has been executed for incompetence?
The execution option is usually off the table, except in Wisconsin.
“Tenure? Ha! If you don’t get those kids’ test scores up, it’s the needle for you!!!”
I dunno, it might work.
Arggh.
** Only one ocean.
Questions about Vacationing in Hawaii **
Sorry, one ocean is all you get.
**Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days
Bad Science **
Sadly, all too true
**What are you doing for Lent?
Crazy mouth!
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Movies guys are allowed to cry at
Guillermo del Toro’s Lovecraft adaptation cancelled
“I wasn’t being sentimental!! It was, um, the nameless non-Euclidean horror from beyond space and time! My eyes were starting to melt!”
My girlfriend’s uncle is buying a gun this weekend…
unexpected calmness in a dangerous situation
“Ol’ ‘Butcher Bob’ is getting a gun, huh?”
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Confederate Flag outside the South
The Urinal Test**
Much more satisfying than flag burning!
Dope Burger
Your favorite cut of steak?
**Bad movies from good books
“The Shining”, was Kubrick trying to scare us
Did half the town Rape this girl?
I’ll take “Things that women are insanely grateful no longer exist” for $1000, Alex
Ladies, what’s with all the bags? **
** Do you know the smell of fresh blood?
What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?**
I’m going to an Extreme Riverdance show, then it’s off to the I.R.A. re-enactment.
**What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?
Muslim Violent Extremism?
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**Poll: What should I name my baby girl?
At what age did you let your daughter have a… (boyfriend?)**
Umm … “baby” is a bit young for that. Pre-K, minimum.
I’ve Made A Horrible Mistake Moving In With This Roommate
Dalai Lama retiring as leader of Tibet
Yeah, now he’ll be hanging around the apartment all the time.
** Did half the town Rape this girl?
Where did my lube go? (need answer fast-ish) **
That sequential thread is one of the wort I’ve ever seen.
**What do you suppose is the most common college writing assignment in America?
WTF moments with strangers. **
I think you lichened it.
Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days
Part of me fell off today (possible TMI)
Yeah, that whole accursed-by-God thing is a bad sign.
Lets start some NEW Urban myths…
Bathroom smells… male vs female
Did you know that women’s waste actually smells like flowers? It’s only when the odor contacts a man that it starts to smell bad (of course women know this; they are simply too polite to tell men this to their face). That’s why women spend so much time in the bathroom.
Ladies, what’s with all the bags?
Did half the town Rape this girl?
And do I want to know what’s in those bags?
From GD:
Illinois bans death penalty
Bad ideas in education
If they can’t hang a few students now and then, how ever will teachers be able to keep order in the classroom?
** What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day?
More Sequential Threads **
Yeah, I have no IRL plans.
unexpected calmness in a dangerous situation
Indications That We Are Living In the End of Days
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
**What is the most famous present-day object that can be seen only in person (
Serfs in Tibet **
I think I’ve seen a few serf photos