Things to do in DC area?
Reflux and diarrhea. WTF?
Nah, those are touristy things. Knowledgeable locals are into projectile vomiting.
An Apple computer walks into a bar…
mistaken for an employee
Ooh, the punchline is going to be good, I can feel it.
**mistaken for an employee
I got into a Grad School! **
What’s for dinner tonight?
Diet Soda And Cake Mix
Yuck!
(separated by one:)
Stupid OCD Shit I Do. (go on, list yours)
Looking for a very specific stuffed monkey (brown w/blue face, bought at Babies-R-Us)
What do women taste like?
Poll: Rude to not eat in front of people?
Your Pets’ Names?
Roomie’s cat
Man found guilty of buggery in Wales
How to insert a YouTube video into PowerPoint?
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
"You are an idiot" Is this an ad hominem?
Wow. I’m an idiot.
Quake moves Japan 8 feet (the less than serious thread)
What were we doing?
"Um. So that’s why that lever was labeled ‘Do Not Touch’. "
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People being shoved down our throats…
What’s your favorite Easter candy?**
Soylant Bunnies!
** Bad ideas in education
Pay Teachers More**
Umm… because…?
What Will The Earthquake In Japan Mean For The Future of Nuclear Power
Going from a violent to a non-violent environment
**God damn spiders!
Cool, creepy animated GIF: Spider with babies holding on, all crawling around. **
** Am I asexual or just a normal woman?
Looking for an adjustable way to mount a TV over a fireplace
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Whatever turns you on
Probably going straight to Hell for this one:
**Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination
Did half the town Rape this girl? (**
Business casual pants for a fat girl that won’t cause crotch-stink after 8 hours?
Is it sexist to tell a female that they have their panties in a bunch?
Don’t forget Daylight SAVING time.
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?
**Did half the town Rape this girl?
My girlfriend’s uncle is buying a gun this weekend… **
…and a *lot *of ammunition.
Obituraries in SUV Rear Windows?
So long, gallbladder, it’s been real…
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?
God damn spiders!
That’s why I brought so many tiny, tiny knives.
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margin is a freaking lunatic.
Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!! **
Whoa! Better take your meds again margin.