**“It’s evening in America”, says today’s GOP
Libya too?! **
Yep, Libya too. And don’t get them started on Liechtenstein.
Ganglion cysts
Weighing more than one’s husband.
TMI !!
Mystery Map
New Tattoo
Does it lead to a buried treasure belonging to the feared pirate Yellowbeard?
Cthulhu Tract
God damn spiders!
Coming out of my eyesockets! Crawling inside my braiiiin!!!
Is Sarah Palin turning into the white Al Sharpton?
Who is Satan?
Both! Call them Legion, for they are many!
What is the worst case scenario for Japan right now? (re: Nuclear plant)
Nukes and Quakes
Best way to patch a leak in an inflatable PVC boat?
We’re escaping by sea because the roads are too broken up and radioactive. Now hand me the Crazy Glue. And for Pete’s sake keep an eye peeled for Godzilla.
So what caused the Japanese tsunami?
Japan’s nuclear power plants
:smack:
It’s taking longer than we thought
Americans: did you know what the World Trade Center was before Sept. 11, 2001?
The Fusion Power razor
Yes, the mighty fusion razor, which could shave an entire city from a thousand miles away! A triumph of modern technology! Stupid, but a triumph none the less.
**Can you identify this book?
Whatcha Readin’ Mar 2011 Edition **
Asking probably is the easiest way to find out.
Ganglion cysts weighing more, no way. Ovarian cysts on the other hand…
**What happens if you put a full can of soda into the can return machine?
The earth has shifted on its axis. **
No foolin’. One time I dropped a fork down the garbage disposal and the next thing I knew, Pluto was no longer a planet.
Separated by one:
**Is Sarah Palin turning into the white Al Sharpton?
Why does this racial disparity exist? **
**I’m All For Women’s Right’s, But I Think…
Weighing more than one’s husband. **
What happens when a snake bites a false boob?
The Ides of March have come!
And I feel fine.
**What happens when a snake bites a fake boob?
Worst Non-Nuclear, Non-Cheating, Non-Psycho Divorce Story? **
I knew it, they’re not real! This is it!
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations?
Sketchy Bunnies
The animal variety or Playboy bunnies? You know what, don’t answer. Just kill them all.
** Sad news for ladies of the SDMB
What happens when a snake bites a fake boob? **
Now on Myth-bust-ers. Which lady Doper is going to volunteer?
Tipping the movers
Anyone used ‘Fancy Hands’ and had bad experiences?
I’ve had bad luck with both ‘Fancy Hands’ and ‘Little People’ . Next time I move, I’m going with ‘Three Guys And A Truck’.
**Your least favourite features of your childhood home?
Hemorrhoids? (major TMI here!!) (also need answer fast!)
**
Yeah, that would probably count.
**Things to do in DC area?
Poll: What will you live to see? **
Yeah, there are a few dangerous areas here and there…
** After a blood test doc says make an appointment to discuss - bad?
Broomstick’s New Zit From Hell
OMG OMG OMG Gross Gross! I touched someone’s loogie!
What happens when a snake bites a fake boob? **
Blood, zit, loogie and silcone.
** The Thirty Best Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Signs
Who’s on your list of time-travel assassinations? **
You are, swetie. And it’s fabulous!
**An update on the ‘bachelor chow’ front
Sad news for ladies of the SDMB **
A Question For History Re-enactors: Why Do You Like Doing This?
The Ides of March have come!
I like doing it because I get to stab Stan…uh, I mean Caesar, again. And again and again and again. What’s not to like?
Most surprising travel destination
Semi-assisted living in the Philly area
Well, there’s free Wi-Fi in the clubhouse.
**Are you armed and what do you carry?
What are your plans for St. Patrick’s Day? **
Uh-oh…
** Whose success (or at least fame) do you simply not understand?
Damn, not Nate Dogg! **