This will bring a smile to you face.
I got a letter from the Ohio Dept of Taxation today
**My wedding guests keep dying
Ever see a serial killer in your house? **
IMHO:
Misconceptions people have
Flag at half mast used to mean something
“Nah, we just thought it looked better that way.”
Best Wart Removal Methods
Poll: Which of these machete/prybar tools ought I get?
Dude! It’s just a wart!
Try a propane torch.
Quake moves Japan 8 feet
How close is your nearest nuke power plant?
8 feet closer, apparently.
My wedding guests keep dying
My Husband May Be Really Ill
My wedding guests keep dying
Diagnose and prescribe a treatment for my medical problem
Well, first, make sure your caterer uses the fresh tuna casserole…
The internet thinks I’m fat…
Large earthquake in Northeast Japan
There’s a “yo mama” joke in there somewhere.
Multiculturalism - a no brainer
Libya too?!
Well, maybe not that culture.
I was married for _____ years, and my ex could never understand that _____.
Monkeys take car apart
I tried to tell her “Look, it’s best if we just take the tour bus through the wildlife park this time,” but nooo… :smack:
What’s grosser than gross?
Memories of Japan
Not really. Pissing in public isn’t that bad!
**What’s grosser than gross?
children’s cussing songs **
You wouldn’t believe the mouth on those kids.
Weird things you say in your sleep
Monkeys take car apart
How do large businesses deal with flies, roaches, etc?
Home Wine Making - Filter?
I wouldn’t bother with the filter. The tequila people do just fine leaving in the worm.
** The internet thinks I’m fat…
What’s grosser than gross?**
[Internet]Your ass![/Internet]
The internet thinks I’m fat…
…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine
From GQ:
**How does a star form? What’s at the center?
Salty bacon**
Yeah, that seems like a pretty good explanation.
**Ask the guy who just ate some hakarl
Why do some men have a ‘stanky’ smell?
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**The (involuntary) circumcision of Mickey Featherstone
What are the little bead-like things you can feel under the skin inside your lips?
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My church must be doing something right because…
The internet thinks I’m fat…
I dunno, it seems mean for fellow church members to be posting “Fat, Fat, The Water Rat” on your Facebook page.