**If Mass Isn’t Energy, Then What Is It?
Salty bacon **
** What should replace capitalism?
Multiculturalism - a no brainer
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**Maybe I am not so Agnostic after all?
Landlord died, and now I’m screwed.
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** What’s grosser than gross?
MilliCal Wins a Spelling Bee! **
It’s not that bad, is it?
** What should replace capitalism?
Panick & Bloodust in Warfare
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Disabled/handicapped person turning down help?
…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine
See? He didn’t need your help!
Is there any likelihood of mass hari kari occuring in Japan?
40,000 people dying every day?
:eek: I hope not.
So…Atlantis found in southern Spain?
Libya too?!
Let’s see… nope, still Northern Africa.
**What should replace capitalism?
Christian nation **
with that early-christian communism
** Parents of Young Children: Do You Worry About Their Future?
Son found a bullet**
See, with talent like that, who needs college?
**When a kid is terminally ill how much say should a parent have in prolonging the life of the kid?
Organ Donation. Yes or no?
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Has any rational plan been suggested for Libya?
Have any serial killers used martial arts?
Terrific idea - have Chuck Norris train America’s serial killers in martial arts and send 'em all over to Libya to take out Gaddafi.
It’s as rational as any other plan, plus it’d make a fabulous movie*.
*also starring Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and Brooklyn Decker.
**What’s grosser than gross?
New ways the body betrays as I age… **
My seven year old explains the facts of life to me
I am so screwed and it isn’t even my fault
The kid does understand the facts of life, I see.
** Things you want to eat wrong.
I know it’s weird, but I really hate it when people comment on my food. **
But…but… you’re eating it wrong!
Weird things you say in your sleep
Onancock
Bah!
**Why do doctors have such horrible handwriting?
My leg hairs are gone! **
Sorry, but when the doc wrote an order for “heart valve ultrasound”, we thought it said “hot wax treatment”.
What’s grosser than gross?
Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do
“Pan-fried semen” comes to mind.
**Non U.S-ers - what’s your word for…
What Constitutes a ‘Cult’? **