Top five hottest female athletes
Things you want to eat wrong.
“If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”
I am so screwed and it isn’t even my fault
Sex problems in marriage
I thought the problem was that you weren’t screwed.
**What Is This Forum About?
Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do **
There you go.
**…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine
Once again, Cute Kid Stories **
Supermarket sequentials (from the sign over aisle 10):
Kosher
Indian
Canned Tomatoes
I’m picturing a brand that has an image of Mel Brooks wearing an Indian headdress on the can label. :eek:
**Weird things you say in your sleep
My Spring Skiing Accident! **
**Health Care Reform Bill Questions - 1 year later
Organ Donation. Yes or no?
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Yup, it’s in the section titled “Death Panels”.
**Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do
Sex problems in marriage **
**My seven year old explains the facts of life to me
Taint no big thing. **
Schopenhauer couldn’t have said it better.
**Restaurant Rules to Live By
I know it’s weird, but I really hate it when people comment on my food.
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Hey, whatever works for you, but is your caesar side good, and how is the steak special around her, and by the way REGULAR COLA IS BAD FOR YOU!
**Obama smokes a doobie during the State of the Union Address.
Black People and Menthol Cigarettes - is it just a US thing? **
**My daughter speaks Chinese with an American accent, but doesn’t speak much English
My Paypal page is in Chinese? **
Does it have an American accent?
Oily and dry skin at the same time. Solution?
the spread of cancer
I think that I’ll try another treatment first, thanks.
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Detriot dopers - Why all the burned out homes?
Obama smokes a doobie during the State of the Union Address.**
Now that’s reefer madness!
Sex problems in marriage
I’m breaking up with my car.
No enthusiasm you say? She just lay there like an inanimate object, eh?
Modern war question - reduced tempo?
Can it be a song if there is no singing?
The best wars have a beat you can dance to. Vocals are optional.
Sea Monkeys - live free or die
False dichotomies
“We had to nuke them! Conventional weapons just don’t have the reverb we needed!”
I was married for _____ years, and my ex could never understand that _____.
Clothes make the Canadian
Cue lumberjack song.
Capitalism ended life on Mars!
…And the Kid Still Turned Out Fine
Tough lad.
**Once again, Cute Kid Stories
Hit a deer with my car **
Been waitin’ for these to be sequential:
**50 Ways to Lose Your Blubber
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long) **
Once again, Cute Kid Stories
I’m Afraid to go to Sleep Tonight
I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 
**What should replace capitalism?
Multiculturalism - a no brainer **