Wouldn’t growth hormone treatment make you wind up with big hair?
**Which country has the worst cuisine?
Do You Like Saurkraut?
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I’m hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl
I’m breaking up with my car.
Wait, don’t do anything precipitous! A woman is only a woman, but a good ride…
Married Dopers, do you keep separate finances from your SO?
Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex
Well, duh, there wouldn’t be any point in her paying you if you merged your finances!
Sex problems in marriage
I’m hopelessly, madly in love with this Snorg Girl
I’m breaking up with my car.
So, your car wasn’t putting out and you’re leaving her for a Snorg Girl?
I’m Afraid to go to Sleep Tonight
Sex problems in marriage
**Pole dancin’ for the Lord
And I thought my in-laws were crazy **
Anyone here use a musket?
I’m having arthroscopic shoulder surgery.
That old musket sure kicks back, doesn’t it?
**How much money would it take to change your life?
Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex **
**What do you never find funny?
Rapture Party ideas? **
** I Signed Up For Fencing lessons
I just said goodbye to my kitty. **
**Things you want to eat wrong.
Vindaloo
Eagle Scout Projects -What’s the dope?
At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping? **
The committe didn’t really like my project idea…
**At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping?
I just said goodbye to my kitty. **
**Eagle Scout Projects -What’s the dope?
Bald heads and pubic mounds. **
I was expecting something more along the lines of clearing a hiking trail, but I suppose cutting down bushes counts.
**It’s been 40 years… why hasn’t there been another Beatles?
Bee Gees and Beatles **
Has there been another Bee Gees?
** I need a healthy, filling, portable snack
Do You Like Sauerkraut? **
Good Idea–healthy, filling and portable.
**Things you want to eat wrong.
Do You Like Sauerkraut?**
Would you like it over ice cream?
**Things to do in DC area?
Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex **
**Sex problems in marriage
Bald heads and pubic mounds. **
**Things you want to eat wrong.
Steamed burgers? **
Calling All Insomniacs…
Anyone into fasting?
Well, I figured since you’re up, you wouldn’t want a snack.
Once again, Cute Kid Stories
Bald heads and pubic mounds.
Um. Er. Inappropriate?
**Ask the guy who gets paid to have sex
Rapture Party ideas? **
Umm…listening to Blondie?