**At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping?
Bald heads and pubic mounds.**
Stupid things the Dope inspires you to do
There’s a word for it
Pole dancin’ for the Lord
**Bald heads and pubic mounds.
Mail order chickens **
Yessir, we’ve got everything you need for a good down-home party! (Shipping extra.)
Bald heads and pubic mounds.
Were you a damn dirty gumball eater?
Bald heads and pubic mounds.
I just said goodbye to my kitty
Is this some new scam?
Mail order chickens
You can make $15,000 a month selling mail order chickens!
Sex problems in marriage
I’m breaking up with my car.
What are you, some kind of chromosexual?
Heh heh - “chromosexual.” 
*They caught me makin’ love to a ‘59 Ford,
I was bumpin’ on the bumper and kissin’ the dashboard,
Steamin’ up the windows of a Chevy van,
“Chrissy’s got her chrome, she don’t need no man!”
Chrissy, my little chromosexual!
Chrissy, my love is ineffectual!
Lusty as can be with chromosexualty,
“Get out of my way, I’m a chromo.”*
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**Bay leafs - what are they good for?
Making spaghetti sauce **
That’s about the only thing I put bay leaves in…
At the gym–are you social or anti-social?
1 gurkha, 40 bandits, no problem
Massacring all the other gym members with a kukri because you think they are bandits for hogging the weight machines…yeah, that falls under “antisocial” I think.
Deviant sexual urges and their satisfaction
Should the military have its own brothel arm?
Nah, the military would only hire really uptight girls.
Looking for an Alfred Hitchcock movie [shot in a single take]… and others like it.
Anyone seen Hobo with a Shotgun?
‘Hitch’ did that one?
Salmonella Poisoning and working as a Chef
Question about aliases
Using aliases is a wise precaution. But I’d stay away from “Typhoid Mary”.
Burning DVDs
How easily reversible are chemical reactions?
If it’s a DVD RW then pretty easy. If it’s a DVD R or just a DVD then you can’t change anything.
Help needed with college instructor …
Which amusement park ride induces the most vomiting?
Take him on the “Death Dip”. He’ll never give you a failing grade again.
** Tell me how you got a flat stomach!
Anyone into fasting?**
But… I meant “other than not eating”. 
New Deal Democrat and his views on race
This kid must be high
That’s one possibility.
Real Life Meetings of Members
Bald heads and pubic mounds.
Not that kind of member!
The trashiest thing you have ever seen
Men (or indeed women) who don’t carry handbags…
Yup, that’s pretty trashy.
Bald heads and pubic mounds
Think I might have to give up shrimp
Certainly crabs are not a problem.