**Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?
A license to drink? (alcohol)
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Yup, at least the Bible says that you’re free to drink wine.
So, what should Americans be retraining for?
Lies in the bible?
By 2015, over ten percent of Americans are projected to be employed in the Biblical Lies industry.
**Do deaf people tend to avoid hand-occupying activities?
Anyone used ‘Fancy Hands’ and had bad experiences? **
**Using beams of electricity to extinguish fires?
Detroit dopers - Why all the burned out homes? **
“I think we need to turn the power down a notch or two.”
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Wish me luck - I’m going to basic
I Wrote A New Joke Today**
HAHAHAHAHHA…oh, that wasn’t a joke?
My Uncle doesn’t like my Girlfriend because she’s Black
He’s come unglued at last
What is the Best City in America?
Why did my toilets explode?
Ungrateful snot! Being blown off the commode is a small price to pay for living in the Best City in America!!!
**ADD dopers - do you get sleepy when…
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long) **
**Me Da [always] said …
We Are Here to Enlighten germane!
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but only after a bottle of Jack Daniels 
what am i to do
I want to be a programmer…
I’ve read the bible…
The Book of Numbers 01:010-011
“1001 110 10110 11001 11 01 1000 010 1110 10011 0011”; thus spake the Lord.
KB Pharma - A royal screwing w/o vaseline
Fuck strip malls. Straight up the keister.
Suggest a book about Israel/Palestine
All things Passover
Door-to-door sales really sucks
For Sale: Aircraft Carrier, One Owner, low mileage.
Every single place I knock, people reply “no thanks, we already have one”.
**Suggest a book about Israel/Palestine
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic **
**Me Da [always] said …
Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house! **
LOL Martian!
From the front page;
Anheuser-Busch taking over…
Italians and WOPS
Favorite Motto/Slogan/Mantra?
Fearing the dentist
Words to live by.
** Why Can’t I Cross My Legs?
Is it possible to have a wiener so large…**
So who were the first successful AMERICAN rock band?
The Three Musketeers. Looks like they’ve fecked up another one
Well, they’ve never been the same since losing Peter Gabriel.
**Porn stars’ personal lives.
Pre Big Bang
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** Fearing the dentist
Annoying magazines
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That’s what I fear most about the dentist, too.
**Stupidest political talking point
SDMB Team Fortress 2 server **
Glen Beck must be running really low on material
**My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again.
Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!
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Yeah, that’ll teach her!