My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again.
I bought a wig !!
Don’t forget noseglasses too, especially if German shepherds are involved.
Title of the thread and the last poster to it…
Newt stares into crystal ball, sees atheist Islamists.
Really Not All That Bright
** The Subway sub shop gripe thread
Pls help a ravenously hungry person lose weight**
Jared? Is that you?
**Another furniture and obese human amalgamation story
My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again**
At least it gets your neighbor out of the chair.
**The trashiest thing you have ever seen
Do you see colors when you close your eyes, too? **
Are they trashy?
Any factual answer as to why the FTC can’t seem to stop certain telemarketers?
Is it possible to have a wiener so large…
Why Can’t I Cross My Legs?
Syria deploys troops to put down protesters
Why allow children to fight?
Because one or both sides is running out of adults?
** Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!
My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again.**
Killed your boner, huh?
Who would have thunk…
Door-to-door sales really sucks
Man, I thought it was going to be just like a porn movie, with non-stop sex with hot-but-lonely housewives. Instead, it’s all fat hairy old guys in their underwear, and I’ve had three people set their dogs on me so far this week.
**Is it possible to have a wiener so large…
How do I reserve a domain name? **
…that I can have Delusions of Grandeur?
New posts:
**What makes a car tire go out of balance?
Large earthquake in Northeast Japan **
Indeed.
What else could I need beyond alignment?
Religion needed for Eagle Scout?
No, you only need religion for Chevy Vegas*. Eagle Scouts do just fine with an oil change and getting their tires rotated.
Last rites.
I thought it was going to be like “Well, if you choose Saint Cuthbert, you can be either Lawful Neutral or Lawful Good, but he doesn’t give any bonuses in Ranger.”
**If TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD were just now being adapted to a movie today, how would they screw it up?
Pole dancin’ for the Lord
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** Bride cake: life-size replica of herself. Ew.
My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again.
Another furniture and obese human amalgamation story
I unhappily report that I am right about obesity and diet (Very long)**
New fetish: It starts with cake, goes to peeking and obesity.
The trashiest thing you have ever seen
Men who don’t wear underwear
** Central Thailand is unusually cold
Poll: Would you be willing to work in a community of nudists?
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** Do you ever worry that crazy customers are going to come back and get you?
Walmart receipt checker foiled! **
And Now For Something Completely Mundane.
The newest Paylinism
Oh, I don’t know. They’re not so much mundane, as they are grotesque. Listening to her is like looking at a car wreck.
**What does it mean to be a “native” of a place?
Poll: Handgun, shotgun, or rifle
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Yup, that makes you a native of the inner city, the northern country, or the west, respectively.