Would you be bothered if a potential date had slept with a prostitute in the past?
Ever Had A Shrink-Wrap/Bubble Wrap Accident?
“Yeah, that’s why I have to pay child support.”
Women: How often do you get “horny”?
Your dark thought for the day
“Mass murder makes me hot!!”
Nuclear meltdown! Holy Godzilla NOOOO!!!
Let’s be Anti-Humanists!
ROAR!! <FWHOOSSHHH>
How effective is the RPG-7?
Why did my toilets explode?
Sorry! Just testing something. * <writes “can destroy toilets” on notepad>*
** So, what should Americans be retraining for?
My half-baked budget proposal**
Not until it’s done.
Internet April Fool’s Roundup
Snow on April First? You must be joking!
** Why did my bananas split open?
What happens if you throw a coconut in a campfire?**
Criminy, stop playing with your tropical fruits and eat 'em, fer crying out loud.
Assuming evolution is discovered to be junk science, would you believe in God?
Christians, how do you justify that God is not a total prick?
“I believe in Him, and he’s a total prick!” or, Der Trihs gets religion.
** Chocolate ice cream and peanut butter
Pls help a ravenously hungry person lose weight
Tips on jazzing up simple suppers **
Ate too much chocolate ice cream and peanut butter, have to lose weight, and these simple low calorie suppers are boring!!
**Once again, Cute Kid Stories
At what age do you begin manscaping or shescaping? **
Why did my bananas split open?
Penis measurement
Bananas seem a trifle optimistic. Try one of these plastic mini-rulers.
New posts
**Vegans Consuming Semen
Tips on jazzing up simple suppers **
Jazzing, jizzing, whatever.
**Women Shaving
Rechargeable Lawn Mowers? **
Poll: Poll for people who wash their hands after using the bathroom. (Please read before voting.)
Need Advice from Older Dog Owners
We suggest washing your hands before using the bathroom.
Since I am bored, let’s talk about this.
Average Breast Cup Size in the World
Yep, nothing whiles away a dull moment like teh boobz 
I am totally getting laid tonight
Prison is a jolly, happy place!
Congrats. 
Iss 9 o cocck in teh morging to erly to b dirinking?
It’s my 18th anniversary
Well legally you should be 21, but I won’t tell.
You know what I like?
Unicorn farts!
** Why does the feeling of having to poop come and go?
Analog alphabets?**
You misspelled “anal log”.
Why am I getting such horrible MPG?
Why did my bananas split open?
I dunno, but if your fabric softener stops working you should consider hiring an exorcist.
The Non-Nuclear Japan Earthquake Thread
Scared shitless
My pee smells better today!
I have extra rum!
That’s right people, if your pee smells funny, just drink rum and the smell will go away.
Well that, or see a doctor. Either way’s fine I guess.
I’m unemployed!
I Love Homeless People
It’s good to love the group you’re about become a part of.
beetlejuice star
Betelgeuse becoming a black hole.
It’s happened before - get too fancy with your professional name, and your career goes down the tubes.
** Special Treatment In Prison-How Does One Get It?
Imparting momentum to light**
Yup, Dr Manhattan is treated pretty well in jail.