More Sequential Threads

I try to avoid using titles of ‘sensitive’ threads in SQ, but I just couldn’t resist the Python ref.

In the Pit:

Lying Whore Gets New Title
"You Don’t Like It, You Be the Brownie Leader"

This Is What A Man Is
popcorn farts

And then you have to laugh as if it’s the funniest thing in the world.

Women’s Libido by Time of Month Etc.
What if farts smelled nice?

There’d be a hell of a run on beans at the supermarket.

I have left my wife and children.
This Is What A Man Is
I’m obsessed with this girl

A sad commentary.

Bang bang bang goes the cardinal
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'

The cardinals are assassins! Help!

This Is What A Man Is
They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’

Girlhood is looking better all the time.
**Is there ever a time to get in a fist fight?
How have you dealt with noisy neighbors?
What would your caveman job be? **

“Og say keep it down!” <smack!>
** What would your caveman job be?
Dealing with a boss who sucks at giving directions**

“You shut up! Og know way!”

The Pope shouldn’t have gotten uppity.

Place a curse on someone.
What’s your employment status?

Can I place a curse on John Boehner’s employment status?
** Appetizers for cats. C’mon! Really?
‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’**

This appie tastes like Orbax!

Older Dopers: Did You Ever Think The USSR Would Fall?
She’s having contractions but nothing seems to be happening…

I dunno, she’s given birth to a hell of a lot of new countries.

Air Traffic Controllers to get more rest between shifts
Kegerator

Is a kegger actually ‘resting’?

Are there sex toys for your pets?
Strange sights

I saw… No. No, I can’t. I just can’t…

Right now, when clicking on New Posts:

A new atheist’s regrets
The tornado in Fayetteville destroyed my home

It’s not like you weren’t warned!

**Air Traffic Controllers to get more rest between shifts
Are there sex toys for your pets?
**
Ew.

Appetizers for cats. C’mon! Really?
Ask The Doper Who Works At A Medical Marijuana Clinic

I’m afraid I might be seriously ill
Any magicians here?

** What would your caveman job be?
What’s your employment status?**

“Og used to chip flint. Og laid off now.”

Temporary beheading?
Getting the Rabies Vaccine

Well, like, it’s better to be safe than sorry.

**I Gave Mouth-To-Mouth/Nose To Our Cat Yesterday Morning
Would it be wrong to have a stripper perform at my funeral? **

Or, you could just get the freaking rabies vaccine.

Have two mentally retarded people ever had children?
Hotmail questions, spam and defaults

Public toilet seats - why the gap in front?
going blank

**Have two mentally retarded people ever had children?
Idle Curiosity re British royal succession **

I have left my wife and children.
Small trivial things which you ought to do but keeps forgetting about

That’s a good one! :slight_smile: