Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94
I gained 20 lbs last month… APRIL FOOL! (April weight loss thread)
So is she really pregnant, or just snacking a lot?
**I have left my wife and children.
The Saddest Example of Unprofessional Behaviour I’ve Yet Seen **
**I’m obsessed with this girl
Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 **
**Huckabee, Palin, Trump…
You don’t like it, you be the Brownie leader!**
I don’t think I’d want any of these as a Brownie leader.
You call that a gimp braid? YOU’RE FIRED!
**Happy Passover!
Polar Bear Surprise! **
…and we always leave an empty chair for the Prophet Elijah…Hey! What’s that Polar Bear doing sitting in Elijah’s chair?
**Should I let my 14-year old daughter get thong underwear?
Women’s Libido by Time of Month Etc.
Should I be worried about my son? **
:dubious: Do you live down south?
** I’m obsessed with this girl
Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94 **
Already done in #823
On the other hand, this is new:
**Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94
The Saddest Example of Unprofessional Behaviour I’ve Yet Seen **
I have left my wife and children.
Hey, anyone else NOT pissed off?
raises hand I haven’t, I’ve stayed with my wife and kids.
**Good characters who do horrible, horrible things
The Bee Gees sing for John Wayne Bobbitt **
** Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94
Polar Bear Surprise! **
** I have left my wife and children.
I just acquired a new (mini) horse**
Let’s hope your wife hasn’t seen The Godfather.
**I am never dreaming again. Ever.
Department of Defense Fairy Toad statue **
**What would your caveman job be?
Place a curse on someone. **
** What would a detective ask someone who found a murder victim?
What do they do with the fat from liposuctions?**
:eek:
What’s your favourite metaphor for teamwork?
You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope?
That sounds about right for my last job. Just add cheese.
**Large earthquake in Chile
What were the Chileans chanting? **
I don’t know, but it was certainly effective.
**I’m obsessed with this girl
I have left my wife and children. **
**I just broke up with my boyfriend
Scientists’ Solution Worse Than The Problem? **
Yes, that robot clone with the laser beam eyes might not be the best answer.
Long Island serial killer(s): Must they always refer to the murder victims as “prostitutes”?
What’s your favourite metaphor for teamwork?
That’s it! We’ll refer to them as “teamwork facilitators”.
Thinking of taking the 72oz steak challenge - thoughts, advice . . . prayers?
This Is What A Man Is
Add a half-dozen baked potatoes with lots of butter and sour cream, and you could be Two Men.