Canadians: any updates on Col. Russell Williams?
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'
My father passes
More crap I really don’t need.
**Condoms and Fish Oil
Was this a phishing attempt?
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**How would I, a Gentile, go about attending a Seder?
Condoms and Fish Oil **
Definitely bring both. And for a really good time, don’t forget live crustaceans and a lava lamp.
Are there any crime dramas (movie or TV) since 1990 that rival The Godfather or Goodfellas?
Are there literally people who think Goodfellas is as good as The Godfather
**I’m obsessed with this girl
Stupid crushes on people you’ll never meet **
I’m obsessed with this girl
Stupid crushes on people you’ll never meet
Anyone Here Ever Skydive?
Yeah, it felt like that to me, too.
Sick. Sick!
But funny. 
BOOYAH!!! I just trapped the trap wise tomcat
Polar Bear Surprise!
“Didn’t expect that did you, you furry little bastard!!”
Why all the hate for small dogs?
Killing Centipedes
“That animal of yours killed Wriggles!”
Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94
Hey, anyone else NOT pissed off?
No, I think you’re pretty much it.
You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope?
Killing Centipedes
You’re taking on centipedes with a rifle and a T-Rex? And you aren’t sure you’ll win? Remind me never to go to Florida.
**Should I be worried about my son?
Were the Three Stooges respected? **
Your kid was one of the three stooges? How old are you??
Is It Wrong To Use Coupons?
Genome sequencing for everybody!
Feel guilty if you want, but I’m not paying full price my genome sequencing.
do people in 3rd world countries have more cellphones than wristwatches?
Define Third World
Somebody attended the Bill Clinton School of Debating
What did you do with the remains of your last deceased pet?
Cutlery, chopsticks, or hand?
Well, if you are going to eat your pet, at least using utensils would be a little more respectful
**What would your caveman job be?
You, a single-shot 50cal rifle, and an angry T-Rex. Hope? **
“Og slay Great Lizard with thunder-stick!”
**Little girl becomes a traitor at the Jedi Academy
I’m obsessed with this girl **
Careful, dude, you don’t want to mess around with the dark side.
Can a President veto a declaration of war?
Dec. 11, 1941 Declaration of War Question
Uhm, I think it’s a little late now.
I just broke up with my boyfriend
How should I respond to aggression
Restraining order?
**Zsa Zsa Gabor to become a mother at 94
Is this normal? (Work related) **
**I’m obsessed with this girl
I just broke up with my boyfriend **
A man walks into a bar
Joran van der Sloot tougher than I thought.
I guess he didn’t duck. 
What’s the difference between…
The murder of a rapist? Or…
The Canadian Election Thread…
One is the spending of taxpayers money that everyone will gladly chip in for, and one is the spending of taxpayers money that no one wants to chip in for.
**What Was Your Favourite Cartoons As A Child?
Huckabee, Palin, Trump… **