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What Becomes of Autistic Adults?
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!'

**While the cat is away…
“My dog has fleas” and other childhood memes
**

** A man walks into a bar
Care to speculate on our new puppy’s breed?
Good thing he didn’t order milk. **

Yeah, that’s not a job you want to handle cold sober. “Iz…a dachshund! No, uh, a…Komondor! Wait, I’ll get it, but I need a couple more beers first.”

My father passes
'They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeee

Oh, just get on the cart.

**‘They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’

It’s been a while since I’ve posted a spider picture thread. **

Separated by one:

**Is it possible to have a waterfall big/slow enough for a human to swim up it?

Why Aren’t There Piles of Dead Fish at the Bottom of Waterfalls? **

**‘upto’ is not a word, right?

I just broke up with my boyfriend **

**I just broke up with my boyfriend
A man walks into a bar
**
“I know we don’t even know each other that well, but you’re so easy to talk to, I feel I can tell you anything…”

My girlfriend’s uncle was arrested for indecency with a child/child porn
I am about to become the most unpopular man in the office

Serves you right. And if we find out any of your ex-girlfriends had a great-great-grandparent who owned a copy of The Decameron, we’ll run you right out of town.

**Stopped at a red light in a Manual transmission do you…
Say something good about Republicans.
**
“Well, at least they make the lights work on time”.

What Becomes of Autistic Adults?
Canadians: any updates on Col. Russell Williams?

And will his autism be a mitigating factor at the trial?

**I am about to become the most unpopular man in the office
I’ve joined the rebel alliance! **

Well, it will make the Imperial Christmas party rather awkward, that’s for sure.

**Why did Northerners volunteer for Civil War service?
Bad manners **

According to the south, anyway.

** Killing Centipedes
What else am I qualified for?**

Fly swatting? Spider stomping? Though you might need a special certificate to qualify beyond chilopods.

**Will the disparity of weath distribution destroy America?
How do you define destroying America?
Revolution in America - could this actually happen?
**

**what sort of gadgets can lawyers use in the courtroom? what do they actually use, if anything?

Origin of the term “wenis” **

**Catch-All Dio Pitting

What is the most beautiful thing you’ve seen lately? **

**What is the most beautiful thing you’ve seen lately?

Erections while cuddling/spooning**

**Ask a guy with a Medical Marijuana card anything.

A question about time**

I’m not criticizing, but this might not be the most productive thing to ask him about.

**Little girl becomes a traitor at the Jedi Academy

I’ve joined the rebel alliance! **

Changed her mind.