More Sequential Threads

Horny Goat Weed
A girl, one cow, rides off into the sunset

That’s a potent aphrodisiac you don’t want to mess with.

If You Could Time Travel, What Would You Attempt to Interfere With?
Unfortunate names of real people

Acne or fat?
Lets ponder what’s up with people who don’t bathe regularly.

’They’re killing me! They’re killing meeeeee!!!’
Weird Spam

That’s not spam! That’s a desperate call for help! Someone is trapped by murderers. No phone. Only an Internet connection and an iPod Touch. Someone please help that person!

**Lets ponder what’s up with people who don’t bathe regularly.
Under what circumstance can people NOT go to college? **

Your grades are outstanding. But I’m sorry, you’re too smelly.

**Tips on jazzing up simple suppers
Beets beets and more beets
Soft cheese is a breeze **

Ok so… beets and soft cheese? No. No no no no no!

**What’s for dinner tonight?
Foods you just don’t understand. **

Soft cheese is a breeze
Unusual soft drinks

Breeze®. The new cheesecake-flavoured soft drink from Kraft! Made with real Philadelphia Cream Cheese!

What would your caveman job be?
Say something good about Republicans

“Let me keep more meat, bring back to cave. But bust up spear-thrower union! Paradox hurt Neanderthal brain.”

Thoughts on Death and Dying
So tell me about teaching your kid to drive a stick shift

**I heard from Gary Taubes, but…

BOOM! CRACKLE! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!**

**Once Republicans have killed off all the wimmens, who do we target next?

I Hate the Word “Veggies”**

**Once Republicans have killed off all the wimmens, who do we target next?

Donald Trump is now a birther **

Oh, Please go after Donald Trump!

**what sort of gadgets can lawyers use in the courtroom? what do they actually use, if anything?
A10 vs Abrams tank? **
A tough trial

**Why doesn’t my cat poop in the box?
Why do my eyes smell like ass? **
Sounds like you have one evil kitty.

**What Becomes of Autistic Adults?
Has anybody else run away to live in the woods? A question about the effects of prolonged solitude. **

**I wasted my money on Jean Auel’s latest book

Books you thought you’d love, but didn’t**

Is there a right way to ask a doctor to consider your self-diagnosis?
Poll: Acne or fat?

Let me ask the rest of the office staff what they think…

**50th anniversary of humanity in space - What next?
Genome sequencing for everybody!
**

** New England accent
Cursing in public **

You bastaud.

**Has there been a two bus head on collision near L.A in the last 24hrs.
A10 vs Abrams tank?
**

**What’s for dinner tonight?
Unusual soft drinks **

A girl, one cow, rides off into the sunset
Smells that trigger memories

Or, a country song you’d just as soon not hear.