More Sequential Threads

**Jackie Kennedy during assassination
The trashiest thing you have ever seen **

Hey, her husband was shot. That was totally uncalled for.

**Totally irrational pet peeves. What are yours?
More Sequential Threads **

They’re just so self-referential!

What do you say to someone who wants to know why they were turned down for a date?
The trashiest thing you have ever seen

Yeah, let 'em down easy.

Deer Droppings Question
How can the oil companies profit?

A biofuels bonanza! “We’ll feed them greasy plants, frack the droppings and make BILLIONS off the green crowd!!!”

**Thoughts on Death and Dying
I knew I could make it happen **

That’s the spirit!

**Weather Report: What’s it like where you are now?
Thoughts on Death and Dying **

That bad, huh?

Stay at Home Parents Sending Child To Daycare
I want to go to Hawaii

Fine, but be back by this evening, we’re not keeping the kid overnight.

What I learned from my exes
"The dog started it!"

Oh really? :dubious:

**I know I’m gay I just dont know how to admit it.
Assuming Things Are Not The Way They Are Would You Believe That They Are The Way They Aren’t **

Poll: American federal government shutdown: Will you notice?
Poll: Gentlemen: how often/easily do you get a boner?

Well, I was listening to Mark Levin on talk radio last night on the prospect of a government shutdown, and he did seem to be getting very excited…

New Posts:

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How to handle daughter dating…
A girl, one cow, rides off…
Let’s help some animals,… **

Porn Flick!

Cafe Society:

**List of bands named after songs
Sopranos, if you knew them? **

Band Name!

What would your caveman job be?
Is there a right way to ask a doctor to consider your self-diagnosis?

(grabs doc by white coat lapels) MAMMOTH BITE, YOU FIX!!

**What’s grosser than gross?
Is there a term for vomit-related porn? Possibly Japanese? **

Fred Phelps is coming to town - I need a sign
Wildlife in the big city

“Bring Back the Lions!”

I’ve actually seen that used by counter-protesters, against a bunch of “prayer warriors” protesting Halloween.

What’s for dinner tonight?
Too much bacon?

Not sequential, but did anyone else notice that on the main page, when a certain thread title appears it gets cropped to

Mike Huckabee keeps blowing…

My 9 month old needs to gain weight, recommendations?
Poll: Marijuana legalization

Well, the munchies would help, but that’s a little extreme…

Radio station channel surfing sequential:

Rush Limbaugh: “My oral cavity”
Disembodied NPR voice: “Evil”

**Say something good about Republicans.
46 Percent of Mississippi Republicans Want Interracial Marriage Banned **

54% of them aren’t totally horrible people!

**You’re a Freaking CPA?
What would your caveman job be?
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Ummm, bean counter?